Connipping

Connipping is when you're talking as if you're having a conniption. It's usually used when someone is beyond irate, or seething with rage.

Lara ran over to Bill, and screams at him furiously, and very loudly for no apparent reason.

Jeff: It appears Lara's connipping at Bill again.

by CatsAndKaleidoscopes November 13, 2011

road conning

the strategical placement of cones on a road where cars are bound to hit them.

I coned that cadillac on 14 mile last weekend.

by Evan April 23, 2004

Cunnilinguist

An individual that sucks at their own language.

Them: "So I went to there house party..."
You: "You're such a cunnilinguist! It's 'their' house party"

by RobstaHendricks April 9, 2011

Monniving

Adjective; A combination of both manipulative and conniving therefore a person that is characterized by the unscrupulous control of a situation or person which secretly allows something considered immoral, illegal, wrong, and/or harmful to occur.

Person 1 "I really don't like my brothers new girlfriend"
Person 2: "Yes, she seems quite monniving"

by Alyssa Libertine January 8, 2009

Conneving

Scheming and conniving portmanteau word.

Scammers are always conneving.

You conneving dirtbag!

by ATKCA January 10, 2022

connaling

To slap one's pickle or perform an act of sexual nature in a place open to members of the public e.g. a toilet cubicle

Aww who just went for a connal, they made a right mess!

Ha, Paul just caught someone else connaling

by The April Fool April 15, 2008

Conningsby

Included in a very boring story told at a campout.

"First i lived in Germany, Then i lived in Conningsby, Then i moved to Sleaford..."

by J-Я-z June 15, 2009