The game where no matter where you go, something is going to try to pin you to a corner and rapidly force their combo onto you until you die and uninstall the game.
Me: *Joins a PvE server in Conan Exiles*
*a hoard of goats and a pack of wolves join together to kill me*
Me: "fuck this game"
*Uninstalls*
*a hoard of goats and a pack of wolves join together to kill me*
Me: "fuck this game"
*Uninstalls*
by Chickenmaster691 March 28, 2019

Absolutely, without a doubt, the funniest person who ever walked this earth. 2.) Damn he's funny!!! Way funnier than Jay Leno or any other host out there!!! 3.) 6'4, redhead, white, catholic, irish, extremely hot!!!
Conan: "Tonight we have a great show and therefore it must be talked about..."
Audience: (Silence)
Conan: "OKAY!! That freaked everyone out!"
Audience: (laughter)
Conan O'brien rocked by pants off last night!!
Audience: (Silence)
Conan: "OKAY!! That freaked everyone out!"
Audience: (laughter)
Conan O'brien rocked by pants off last night!!
by AnimalLover October 5, 2005

Conan: "We have a great show tonight. I don't think I've ever mentioned that before."
audience: laugh
Conan: "Seriously, we do..."
audience: laugh again
audience: laugh
Conan: "Seriously, we do..."
audience: laugh again
by uglyron August 7, 2003

Hands down, the funniest person to exist. Has an uncanny resemblance to the president of Finland. No, I didn't know they had a president either.
Conan O'Brien always makes me laugh. He could just blink and I'd probably roll on the floor laughing.
by Jorge Regula December 28, 2005

by White Sox Rules July 19, 2004

by LARSTAIT November 4, 2003

The act of hurting oneself while performing a stunt on a late night show. Comes from the october, 2009 incident where Conan O'brien fell hitting the back of his head as he was performing a skit with guest Terri Hatcher. A few days later, Jay Leno Pulled a Conan by banging his head during the taping of a show. He did say, however, that he would've rather Pulled a Letterman.
Dude, I didn't notice that banana peel, totally Pulled a Conan.
Pimp: What's wrong with your head?
Hooker: Pulled a Conan last night after that chinese trick!
Watch out for that banana peel, I don't want you a Pull a Conan.
Pimp: What's wrong with your head?
Hooker: Pulled a Conan last night after that chinese trick!
Watch out for that banana peel, I don't want you a Pull a Conan.
by DoriMoose October 9, 2009
