Comrad Corbyn

The staff member with the greatest logical brain, as he made the best choice when selecting a helper.

Harry: 'Fuck me, Comrad Corbyn is so smart and amazing.'
Harry 2: 'He must be, he chose Inster as his helper! What a genius!'

by NumberTwoWithExtraCheese June 13, 2019

Comrade Donnie

A title for someone that does not understand basic Constitutional rights or freedoms.

A would-be dictator that embraces facist behavior.

Man #1: "Lordy, that guy is cold. No heart. No feeling. He acts like Putin".
Man #2: "So true. He is a regular Comrade Donnie".

by Captain Breed June 26, 2018

Comrade Ancom

An imaginary individual who has all the necessary theoretical explanations and practical solutions geared towards thwarting capitalism. That is, until you start following them. A political paradox to be sure.

I guess if comrades need the info these days, then you find it from an encrypted server, and certainly not from Comrade Ancom and their regular blog posts and reading groups.

by commielnino July 27, 2023

comrade sky

A fat slob with un ending allegiance to her abuseful boyfriend.... loves leaving her tampons in public because she’s a feminist

Comrade sky loves it when Jon tells her what to do she loves it so much she leaves her tampon bucket full so everyone can see how much of a fat feminist she is

by Jdtwisted June 11, 2019

Comrade Red

Also known as Commander Red. The original commander and creator of the Red Ribbon Army, he is very short. He is thought to have wanted to Dragon Balls to wish for world domination, but what he really wanted was to be taller. He hated to be around people taller than him and was always bullied when he was a kid. When Black found out about his goal, he killed him and took control of the army.

Gero: I am still developing the new weapons you requested Comrade Red.

Comrade Red: Excellent! (rubs hands and grins)

by Shadyshadowmoon March 27, 2019