Coffee 

The source of all power.

Oh almighty coffee, grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change.

Coffee by hoppip March 9, 2013

Coffee 

A beacon of light and hope for tired college students all around the world; from the early riser to the all-nighter.

I need my morning coffee!
I need coffee to stay awake to write this paper!

Coffee by photogopher March 24, 2012

Coffee 

Every college students necessity. The addictive drug that makes you stay alert when there is no earthly reason you should still be awake. It achieves this by tricking the brain into thinking that you have had a good night's sleep. Many generations have used this drug to get through exams, tests, and boring meetings.

John: What time did you go to sleep last night? You looking glowing.
Sally: Man, I didn't. I just took coffee.
John: Whoa, dude!

Coffee by Tonovo October 22, 2012

Coffee 

A drink made from coffee beans and water that can be highly addictive. Used to help you stay awake for anything from studying to playing your Xbox till the early hours of the morning. Also used to wake you up when you are extremely tired from doing stuff like that.

"I'm so tired, I got no sleep last night."
"Here, have some coffee to get you going."

Coffee by Sqyd April 27, 2014

Coffee 

A Black woman's vaginal juices.

"Yo I don't drink coffee, but I'll definitely have some if its poured, by those ebony honies over there! It'll definitely keep me woke & ready all damn night!"

Coffee by atm TJ July 30, 2019

coffee 

To get coffee can mean a great deal of things, instead of just the act of procuring a hot beverage. Mostly directed towards going to a coffee shop.

"Hey Bob, want to go get coffee?"

coffee by brizor March 22, 2009

Coffee 

The nectar of the gods. Sacred in its ability to awaken and revive the senses in order to stay productive at work or school. A favorite among college students, teachers, and the general population of America.

Side effects may include addiction, hyperactivity, insomnia, dehydration, stained clothes (when you were too "out of it" to notice you spilled on yourself), and increased spending at coffee shops.

Don't mess with Mama Bear until she's had at least 2 cups of coffee... She'll bite your head off.

Dude, leave the teacher alone! She's only had 1 cup of coffee today!

Gotta study. For this exam. Where's my coffee???

4 hours later: Can't sleep. Too much coffee.

Coffee by Catherine M. Dallon August 5, 2011