cockblind

1. Someone who cannot see the truth of something or otherwise says, justifies, covers for, or even praises something or someone that is untrue, unlikely, unattainable, unflattering, wrongheaded or plain impossible because they are thinking less with their brains and more with their dick (or vagina... women do this too), which ofen times blinds the best of men to reality. This is especially relevant when it pertains or relates to a woman, women, and the things they do or say. Often seen or heard when a man has become so whipped that he says things to make his girl happy or to convince his friends she's worthwhile *so* often that he says/does them without thinking and even starts to believe most of it after a time.

"Well, I know that she's wrecked my car twice, gotten me fired, gotten herself fired, hates my friends, cost me thousands to bail her out of jail 4 times in one night, is lush, etc., etc., but she's really good for me!" This guy is cockblind to the reality that his girl is a walking disaster who is dragging him down with her. A woman sticking with a man who beats her is a similiar situation.

by Siege of August Skye May 28, 2005

chocoburn

The burning sensation that some get from eating too much chocolate at once. Occurs in the back of the throat and has no cure. It goes away itself.

After devouring that whole chocolate easter bunny, Jimmy experienced a bad case of chocoburn.

by Chr1sJ@y May 24, 2008

cockblockstress

A female who specializes in the area of cockblocking. That is, she will knowingly and expertly prevent a guy from using his cock in a sexual matter, usually with a pre defined partner. Such activities will usually result in masterbation.

Guy 1: Dude, that girls chick prevented me from having some no pants time with her.
Guy 2: I know dude, she's an excellent cockblockstress

by CockblockHater4Life January 18, 2009

Cockball

(n) A game invented by a Vermont Intellectual, Police Officer, and an Anarchist comprising of a tennis ball and a basketball ball hoop. The objective is to throw a tennis ball over a 12 foot fence whilst several rules have the players act out several odd acts. For example if the ball lands on the line of play, the opposing team has to dance like a chicken(cock) without male genitals(cock) whilst turbofolk from the Yugoslav Civil War plays.

“Dang, Cockball is so much better than Full Court.”

by Ben 5hapiro December 3, 2019

chocobanana

someone who used to like a Youtube channel that turned into a meh podcast, that turned into a shit tier podcast, that now actively really dislikes the people who made the Youtube channel they used to like

You're being such a CHOCOBANANA

by Terra Figaro October 12, 2022

Lady Cockblock

Any woman who prevents a man from scoring sexually.

Jessica is such a lady cockblock.

by adonk September 2, 2012

Spaghetti Cockblock

When you lose your interest in sex after eating a significant amount of pasta; you're too full to perform.

Sid and Nancy were sexting each other all day, but after Nancy hoarked down a trough of fettuccine alfredo, Sid once again fell victim to the dreaded spaghetti cockblock.

by Globaloney September 13, 2016