Clart

When you fart and your cheeks clap

Her ass is so fat, I just know it clarts

by ShrekIsMyCity June 02, 2024

Clart

Nonce, a person who nonces, known to be - Nonce.

You just went full Clart, never go full Clark. Now then Now then, Clart.

by BigGreenDildo July 22, 2021

Clarts

mud

Get out of the clarts. You'll get your shoes dirty.

by Cnic1 February 07, 2019

Clart

Clart- punch/hard hit. Another word for sparking a jaw

*Kyles mum bought fruit and fibre cereal instead of Coco pops again, annoying him.*
Kyle: ‘ fuck sake mum you stupid sket. You bought the wrong fucking cereal you little bitch. Your so fucking dumb you fat cunt.’
*Kyle clarts his mum, spits on her unconscious body and then lights a fag, and dips to meet his mates in the park *

by Weevil69 February 05, 2020

clart

the favourite word as a substitute for kill by famous youtuber tommyinnit

"im going to clart you wilbur"

by TobyClaesson June 03, 2021

Clart

Mainly substituted for the work fuck, however can be substituted for any word.

When substituted for fuck-
“What the clart?!”
“Your such a clarting pussy”
“Where is my clarting phone”
When substituted for any other word-
“You baited the clart”
“I am going to the clart”

by Sameer the clart October 31, 2019

Clart

To suck dick intensely

Person A: I'll clart you!
Person B: Woah, buy me dinner first

by Jimbobbobbob July 02, 2022