chocs away

When Neil Williams is about to mount his beau.

I was about to shag the wife when I proclaimed ‘chocs away’

by Bob the magnificent January 26, 2024

choc special

to get someone naked in your bed then opening your big gob which ends in them promptly getting dressed and fucking off home without you getting nob wet

you idiot, the hardest part is getting her naked, you managed to open your big mouth and pull a choc special

by choccy crack rawlins August 25, 2009

Choc block

(v.) When you get the urge to take what feels like a BRUTAL shit, but ends up being a measly toot.

"I ate some beans, and later I went to the bathroom, only to be choc blocked."

by Smitty McDitty February 17, 2020

Cop a choc

This is when someone tells you to no take chocolate, but you do so anyway.

Yo since dad's gone, you wanna cop a choc?

by MAZZORINI March 14, 2018

choc-a-lot

A premium hazelnut chocolate with mini crunch and cookies

Please buy for me 1 choc-a-lot

by October 04, 2020

choc-top

when you do anal and you pull you dick out and half of it is covered in poo

fuck mate the choc-top she gave me was shit

by p3rs0nality November 13, 2019

CHOC-TOP

when engaging in anal sex the man pulls his penis out with shit on the tip and puts it in the females mouth

the guy gave her a nasty choc-top

by verybickboy November 01, 2018