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Mid-Century Mushroom

The girthy penis tip of an overweight man in his 50s. Typically surrounded by an untrimmed bush. May or may not be inflamed.
Female 1: Like a pig searching for truffles, I'm going to search out for some mid-century mushrooms.

Female 2: Its been a while since I've gotten some action with somebody my own age, I may have to settle for some mid-century mushrooms tonight.
by johnwall2 July 1, 2018
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Playing sale of the century

To push down on a woman’s head while she performs fellatio on you. The act looks like when contestants on the Sale of the Century push down on their buzzer in order to answer a question.
Pete and Mike were having a beer at the pub. Pete asked Mike if he consummated his new relationship yet. Mike said “not yet, we’re still playing Sale of the Century”.
by Saleofcentury December 18, 2019
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20th century

The years 1901 A.D. to 2000 A.D., identified as the twentieth century of the world since the start of A.D.
The electrical grid in the eastern U.S. was the declared as "the great electrical system of the 20th century". The problem is, this is the 21st century.
by Jon Davis January 14, 2004
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Fifty First Century Guy

A phrase meaning a person who has evolved beyond the limits of sexual orientation.

A person who would be happy with any kind of person. Female, Male, Android, Non-gendered alien species etc.

Originated on the BBC series Doctor Who in reference to the character of Captain Jack Harkness.
Relax he's a 'Fifty First Century Guy' he's just a little more flexible when it comes to dancing.

How flexible?

Well by his time your species has spread across half the galaxy.

Meaning?

So Many species, so little time.

~The Ninth Doctor to Rose Tyler

Hey did I see Chris go home with Shelia AND James last night?

He's a Fifty First Century Guy.
by flashwildecard June 21, 2011
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21st century

A crappy era where people only do anything for money. Presidents kill other countries for their things because they don't wanna share with them. Rappers constanly rap about money and women they don't really have and longer for the love of the game. Everything is big buisness and no longer for the fun of it.
Examples of 21st Century crap:
President Geogre W. Bush
Chingy
50 Cent and Gunit
"The Cookout" and........."Soul Plane"
by Da Master K June 11, 2006
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21st century

21st century is an exact replica of the middle ages where only money, glory, sex, fun, celebrity, and power counts.
Guy 1: Ay, What the f*ck is this 21st century?

Guy 2: Come on Bob, lets buy a time machine.
by Zee Dogg June 15, 2007
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21st Century Digital Boy

A term that pretty much describes a guy living in the 21st century who is really obsessed with technology. Inspired by the Bad Religion song of the same name released in 1990 (some may think the song predicted the future but all the digital stuff was already going on around the band during the early 90s).
My brother was known for being a 21st century digital boy as he would always be on his phone and game online.
by CelticEagle February 13, 2019
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