callahan

a friend of the dream team, and server operator on the dreamsmp he doesnt speak or show his face online, but is considered one of the funniest people on the dream smp just by using in game chat

his minecraft skin is captain america in a reindeer onesie

dsmp fan 1: did you see what Callahan just said

dsmp fan 2: yeah, he is so funny and he doesnt even talk!

by dreamsmpfacts January 25, 2021

Jim Bob Nut Calamity

The act of ejaculating onto the face of a women, then right after she precedes to gather the semen into a hollow strap-on dildo. She then takes the strap-on and inserts it into her partners anus and re-ejaculates his own semen back into him, followed byfeltching it out of him.

David gave Cindy a great Jim Bob Nut Calamity last night, and let me tell you, his ass was sore the next day.

by Mista Lee and Mista Brandon April 29, 2008

The Callaghan Clap

Originated by the man, the myth, the legend, Bill Callaghan. The Clap is what Bill uses to signify that the drink is on him at the wonderful JJ Bubbles. If you're not paying attention, Bill will wait and start to get angry that you're not acknowledging him, or he will simply give you the "Air Clap" from a distance.

We're going to Bubbles and hopefully the Callaghan Clap is in full effect.

by Ridge March 5, 2005

Callastination

When you're too lazy to answer the house phone and you're just waiting for siblings, parents, or whoever else is in the house with you in a different room to get it. Pretty much it is procrastinating answering a phone call you are too lazy to get up and answer.

After a certain amount of tones you realize that whoever else is in the house with you is doing it too. So in being the better man/woman you take your last bit of energy to rush to the phone.

If your family experiences Callastination, you're family is just as lazy as mine.

by Dr.P.Nis July 29, 2014

Calamity

Ka•la•mi•ty ~ Unfelt love from both sides.

1: dude , i love her , but she doesn't love me.

2: i love him more than life , but he doesn't even like me.

3: You're both having the feeling of Calamity.

by jesus stylinson July 19, 2014

callamyster

a youtuber/vlogger who supports the team Wycombe Wanderers

Oh wow Callamyster is such a cool youtuber, did you see his latest video?

by YoujustgotVECTORED September 18, 2020

callampa

A chilean word that's used to describe the penis in a vulgar way.

Eng: "Go suck my dick"
Esp (CL): "Anda a chuparme la callampa

by LSNT February 18, 2022