Double Butthole

Unfortunately, some girls' cooters smell so bad, it's as if they had not one, but TWO buttholes.

I was so excited to tap that ho I met at the club last night, but she got double butthole!

by Dr. Evil 518 January 24, 2011

Butthole Selfie

The act in which a woman bends over, spreads their butt cheeks with one hand, and uses the other free arm to reach behind and photograph their anal sphincter in order to send it to another individual on an internet dating site.

I wanted to see if this chick was {d.t.f.} so I asked her to send me a butthole selfie.

by Butthole Selfie January 29, 2015

The Butthole Game

Popular among coprophiles, the game was first introduced to the downtown area of Pittsburgh in 2010 by Alex Pournaras, a Yugoslavian peasant who immigrated to Canada and later to the U.S., who claims to be its originator. Commonly known as The Butthole Guy or the shortened BHG for his regularly engaging in it, Alex would play the game with unsuspecting females by offering them a one hundred dollar bill (which he never had) if he couldn't accurately guess what they had for dinner every day during the previous week. This was achieved by his then bending them over and examining their rectal cavity with one of his fingers and smelling it. When necessary he would even lick off some of the smelly brown sewage to help determine its composition with his tastebuds. To give the impression that he had failed to accomplish his task he would often recite the following poem before submitting an answer:

Grilled cheese sandwich,
Tomato soup,
I smell a Twinkie,
The rest is poop.

By this means the thirty year old freshman of Point Park University with no clearly defined major or career goal was able to get multiple young girls to sleep with him.

Alex says, "Hey, Jarad, Rob, Danie', Vince—I tried to play The Butthole Game with this homeless girl recently and I caught herpes on my fingers. Does this mean I have to stop doing it?"

We reply sarcastically with one voice, "Nooooo, Alex, not at all."

by The Uptown Bandit November 4, 2014

ohio butthole tickling bandit

a bald black man who waits at seven eleven bathrooms and tickles anyone who plays genshin impact and removes any trace of having a father figure and makes them attracted to children.

hey Jerry i heard EPD was made because he got tickled by the ohio butthole tickling bandit after playing genshin

by booty_mcanus_3001 December 10, 2022

bleached butthole

To remove the brown-stained area around one's anus with bleach.

When Caroline bent over, you could see her freshly bleached butthole glistening in the moonlight!!!

by 123456789101112 October 16, 2007

plunged butthole

The feeling of extreme exhaustion, usually due to a massive hangover.

Big Serg was asked how he felt the day after his 30th birthday party and he responded by saying, "I feel like plunged butthole!" (Always putting emphasis on the B)

by pingasa December 25, 2007

golden butthole

A term used for someone who rarely or never gets diarrhea, not matter what they eat

Matt can eat all the Taco Bell in the world, cause he has a golden butthole.

by jonnigga February 22, 2015