butterhound

A dog trained to orally stimulate a human vagina by licking butter from it.

- You saw that totally wrong video, right? How did they train that dog to do that?!
- That dog was clearly a butterhound.

by mrbump September 14, 2012

buttercrotch

When you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.

She's hot for an old lady. She's probably got some buttercrotch candies, too. Shit's delicious.

by frqty April 3, 2014

buttercrotch

When you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.

Jeff and Gladys enjoyed buttercrotch immensely because of Gladys' grizzled vagina.

by le-9gag-army April 4, 2014

butterhorse

A magical creature that's a seahorse with butterfly wings

Dude 1: Wouldn't it be cool if seahorses could fly?
Dude 2: Yeah, but with butterfly wings
Dude 1: Right, a butterhorse

by Butterhorse World August 13, 2020

buttercrotch

You know when you meet a girl and everything about her is great, except her vagina is fucking destroyed? Yes.

Hot dog down a hallway. Buttercrotch.

by have_a_hammer November 2, 2011

ButterChurn

The ButterChurn is a sexual position that is perfect fit breakdance the next day. Your doing your girlfriend and just before entering her pussy you run to the fridge and grab some butter milk. You spread your girlfriends lips and fill her up as much as possible, be careful not to spill any as it will ruin the expierience. Then you begin churning the butter. After about 30 minutes of this your butter should be ready.

You can either save the butter for later or lick it out then and there, whatever you prefer.

You- Damn babe we're out of butter.
Babe- Better do the ButterChurn

by EmoFaggot July 25, 2016

Sloppy Buttercream

(Can be done with any woman but busty is preferred) When a man proceeds to be on top of a woman with a large chest and shoves his penis in and out rapidly and furiously while buttercream/any other icing is spread on her nipples . The man proceeds to grab onto her breast, squeezing violently while still inside her and eat the icing while trying to get her to orgasm.

I gave Jenny a Sloppy Buttercream and when she squirted her nipples were red and she was asking for more!

by Oli85 May 6, 2016