A well-used, ill-kept monstrosity of a quim that wouldn’t look out of place on either a Picasso painting or on the side of a rugby player’s head. The resemblance to a sack of offal is accompanied by a smell that can only be described as “like Captain Birdseye’s arse”.
"Fuck me Colin, she had a fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window! Couldn't make head nor tail of the bastard"
"Serves her right for having seven kids”
"Serves her right for having seven kids”
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Term for a plastic surgeon who will do any type of plastic surgery, even though it may make the patient look worse than before the plastic surgery took place
One Guy to Another: That girl had perfect perky tits and then she went out and got them stuffed with bowling balls!
Another: Her plastic surgeon is a butcher for hire! $10,000 for bowling ball tit sacks!
Another: Her plastic surgeon is a butcher for hire! $10,000 for bowling ball tit sacks!
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by The Sandwich Eaters May 23, 2010
Get the butchers off mug.The Butcher’s glove is a sexual act performed by only the most daring Individuals. First, a female must insert her balled fist into her asshole, palm facing updwars. Once inserted, she must open her grasp. Then, a male inserts his penis into the woman’s vagina. The woman proceeds to grab the cock from within her own asshole, and stroke it vigorously. Causing great pleasure to both parties.
“ You wouldn’t believe what I saw last night in some raunchy new porno I was watching, this dude got himself a Butcher’s Glove!! “
“ Sally suffered an anal implosion after wrongly executing a Butcher’s Glove “
“ Sally suffered an anal implosion after wrongly executing a Butcher’s Glove “
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by Meredith Pryce June 7, 2010
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