Burning

An STD , such as chlamydia

That bitch Alisha from north burning every nigga in the city

by Breezo May 15, 2018

Burning Twice

When one eats spicy foods and proceeds to shit fire.

After eating spicy Mexican food, Jim ended up burning twice that night over the toilet.

by eddieptex June 18, 2010

Burping a tire

Riding your bike with tubeless tires and you blow a flat.

Brah! I was out gravel grinding and I burped a tire! Burping a tire caused me to separate my shoulder.... both of them

by Senior BroBrah November 10, 2018

Burning The Pork

Another term for jerking off.

Person 1: "Is Kelly done with that estimate yet!?!?"
Person 2: "...nah, dudes been Burning The Pork all morning"

by GRIZZLY PIPPINS February 28, 2019

Drunken Burning Ass

If you are drunk and eat too much spicy food, and your ass is burning the next days.

Oh, bro, I was so drunk last night and eat a whole chili, I've got a Drunken Burning Ass

by bohnenblust_dude November 9, 2018

carnival barking clown

An insult coined by democratic candidate Michael Bloomberg in a series of tweet exchanges between himself and President Donald Trump in 2020. Both are from New York.

Michael combines two insults. A carnival barker is an employee in cheap showy clothes, "barks" (yells) to attract patrons. He is usually position in a stand in front of decrepit attractions, such as freak shows and erotic dance shows.

"Clown" is just added as a typical New York put-down.

@realDonaldTrump

- we know many of the same people in NY. Behind your back they laugh at you & call you a carnival barking clown. They know you inherited a fortune & squandered it with stupid deals and incompetence.

I have the record & the resources to defeat you. And I will.

by Kingdragonfly February 14, 2020

I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building

An expression of extreme disgust over a proposed course of action. First uttered in the movie, "The Fan," by John Leguizamo.

"Baby, let's go antiques shopping this weekend."

"I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building."

by Artie D. May 1, 2006