blanded

A means of killing someone or putting them in a depressed mood by telling them something very bland or boring.

Michelle blanded me to death when she told me that she's buying a Mercury Sable.

I was blanded out of my mind at the party when I started talking to Ismael about politics.

by Carla Virgin July 31, 2007

Marlon Blando

Bland or Boring. Can be used to describe mediocre or under-seasoned food, boring people, places or things.

Tom and Jenny liked the restuarant, but I thought the food was a little Marlon Blando -or- Jenny's boyfriend is really cute, but he's kind of Marlon Blando to talk to...

by Alexis Kanfer June 11, 2006

Bland Job

When agirl gives you a blow job and a hand job simultaneously.

"I won't give you a blow job but I'll give you a bland job."

by Lauren is the shit March 16, 2008

bulangiu

gay male bottom in romanian

sugi pula ba bulangiule =)

by Dan88 October 9, 2007

burland

the area between a scrotum-less man's dingus penis and his asshole anus when the smelly pubes get all ingrown and fester, or the sorry fucker get a heat rash.

your drag-queen dad gave your boyfriend a heat rash on his taint from all the humping friction. now your boyfriend has a bad case of the burland.

by WINSLOW!!! February 1, 2005

Charlie Bland

Charlie Bland aka my hubby is the prod father of my son Jake and he is a patriotic Texas citizen who identifies as a banana.

Charlie Bland is the best hubby ever.

by Lucy Sinclair April 21, 2021

blandenize

The (sometimes quick) process whereby an interesting idea, song, or object becomes so trite and smarmy that you are ashamed you ever thought it was cool to begin with.

"I've heard that song so many times now that it's become blandenized faster than pet rocks did."

by Art Mauck December 9, 2008