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fuck bugger

when something terribly wrong and you want to KYS
oh fuck bugger I forgot to clean up the cum and the dog ate it
by lad dude February 20, 2017
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bugger sugar

by ...Andrew November 23, 2007
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Burgery

Performing surgery on a sandwich that you get from a fast food chain (i.e. McDonald's), because of the fact that the buns are placed offset with the meat in between.
My friend Eric went to McDonald's, ordered a McDouble plain, and before he could eat it, he had to perform burgery
by ShaferKid2011 June 13, 2010
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bugger me with a fishfork

Just won the lottery "well bugger me with a fishfork "
by Saturdaysun January 4, 2011
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bugger off

A more polite way of telling someone to fuck off.
"Bugger Off" by The Dubliners

Chorus:
So bugger off, you bastards bugger off! (Fuck You!)
Bugger off, you bastards bugger off! (Fuck You!)
Like a herd of bloody swine that refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off

Well you've been a lovely audience, but oh the time does pass.
So don't you all be lettin' the door hit you in the ass.
You've been a splendid audience, but enough is enough.
We'd take it very kindly if you'd all just bugger off!

Chorus

Here's to all the batenders and waitresses who've been servin you your beers,
and puttin up with your knoxious breath and your stupid drunken leers.
so leave your money on the table when you go,
tomorrow you'll have a sorry head and nothin left to show

Chorus

Here's to all the lovely ladies who might be waitin for the band,
and thinkin one of them might make a charmin one night stand.
Please don't be offended girls this song is not for you.
we'll be happy to oblige you when this nasty job is through.

Chorus

So you've been promisin the ladies a night of lovin bliss,
but truth be told your far to drunk to stand up straight and piss.
So give it up you lousy sods you'll not be gettin laid.
and the sooner that you're out the door the sooner we'll get paid.

Chorus

So bugger off, you bastards bugger off! (Fuck You!)
Bugger off, you bastards bugger off! (Fuck You!)
Like a herd of fucking swine that refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off

(1-2-3 FUCK YOU!)
by ijm November 6, 2006
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buggerize

To cause complete and irreparable misfuction.
by zmp February 10, 2005
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bugger me with a fishfork

A phrase used by the famous General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett, famed tactician and self-declared Military Genius
Soldier: I did suspect Captain Darling to be a spy, sir.
General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett: Well, bugger me with a fishfork! Old Darling a Jerry morse-tapper?
by _Fidel_Castro_ October 16, 2016
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