Nudity Buffer

The average amount of time it takes a man to visualize a woman naked.

I cant talk to her now, Im well past the nudity buffer.

by Dj Blues November 13, 2003

Fag Buffer

Something that sits between two men at a restaurant, movie, or in a car. Can be a female or a tub of popcorn. The buffer prevents anyone from thinking the two males are "homos" and might be dating. Sometimes the fag buffer is actually a front so that two fags can go out and still be perceived as straight. The fag buffer usually gets a good meal, a movie and collects a lot of material for later extortion.

I went out with Bob and Gene last night and had to play fag buffer all evening. Straight men are so childish!

by Ferret Fan July 16, 2009

Buffer

something that the Corleone family had a lot of.

Senator Pat Geary: Mr. Cici, was there always a buffer involved?
Willi Cici: A what?
Senator Pat Geary: A buffer. Someone in between you and your possible superiors who passed on to you the actual order to kill someone.

-The Godfather 2

by spunkychick September 1, 2011

Buffer Singles

1 or more single dollar bills placed between dollar bills of a larger denomination (like 20's, 50's, or Benjamins). Used to hide the larger bills, in order to fool people into thinking you have less money than you actually have.

Guy 1: I was opening my wallet today to get out my train ticket, when a hobo walked around begging for money.

Guy 2: Oh, man. He didn't get a 20 out of you, did he?

Guy 1: Nah, thankfully he only saw my buffer singles. All he got was 1 dollar.

by tpaz198 September 12, 2011

bufferrhea

Buffet induced diarrhea.

I had the worst case of bufferrhea at work today after that lunch buffet.

by SmileyLu November 26, 2013

Buffer-Fucked

When your internet is slow as shit and video streams (Like Netflix) are constantly buffering.

Man, this netflix video is buffer-fucked!

by 4n7m4n April 9, 2020

Bufferedtalk

When you're in a conversation with somebody who's on their phone, and there's this uncomfortable delay similar to when you're watching a streaming show, and there are the "three dots" that show up, and the show is delayed and buffered because you're waiting for a connection, the same thing happens in a conversation with somebody focused on there phone, the dialogue is choppy and has no flow.

I was having a chat with my honey about some interesting subject matter, and for some reason, the conversation wasn't flowing; that's when I realized she was on her phone; I was unaware we were having a bufferedtalk,

by Hixxz68 November 7, 2022