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Buffed Bowser

Like 'Screw the Pooch' to royally fuck things, like FUBAR.
He was so poorly trained and inexperienced, he buffed bowser.
by Gleenoid May 18, 2020
mugGet the Buffed Bowsermug.

Buffing the banana

Guy 1: "I wanked last night"
Guy2: " Wow you probably buffed that banana"
Thats buffing the banana
by Im gayyyyy6969 September 5, 2019
mugGet the Buffing the bananamug.

Buffed

1. It’s a NJ slang for “you hyped asl” calm yo bitch ass down.

2. It can be used as a passive way of saying “You mushy rn”
1. (Aggressive) Nigga stfu you buffed rn tone that shit down.

2. Stop playing You buffed rn 🥰
by XxPopDaSmokexX December 3, 2022
mugGet the Buffedmug.

Buffing and Nerfing

the act of speeding up during intercourse,only to slow down after a few seconds.this can be repeated until ejaculation
"how was sex yesterday?"
"he kept buffing and nerfing"
by You_make_sense August 1, 2016
mugGet the Buffing and Nerfingmug.

BUFS

Black, Ugly, Fat, and Short
That guy checked off all the wrong physical attributes, he was BUFS.
by MToussa December 20, 2021
mugGet the BUFSmug.

buffing season

Buffing season is what follows Cuffing Season. This other half of the year, begins after a short Spring break, and is perhaps the more public time of relationships. ‘Buffing season’ is where the same single or coupled people begin looking for longer term viability of said partnership(s) for the rest of the other seasons. Buffing season usually begins in April to May, as in ‘I may… want to get more active or fit or stay relatively as-is, as is preferable to the couple, to get to enjoy the summer months more in the buff, as desired… It makes sense then, for buffing season to be motivated one way or another by the warmer weather. Some people get more buff in this season, just as some continue the cuff.
After a cozy cuffing season of lots of netflix and chill, they dusted off the gym equipment to get ready for Buffing Season, and get beach ready.
by innernetartpeoples September 21, 2021
mugGet the buffing seasonmug.

Buffing Someones Weasel

This sentence refers to wanting to penetrate (buffing) someone's Weasel (a persons anus or vagina), usually used in very intimate moments.
I'd love to buff that Weasel, sir!

That guy was Buffing Someones Weasel yesterday morning, then he took his fish for a feet walk.
by Walt.Jr December 8, 2024
mugGet the Buffing Someones Weaselmug.

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