brontopotamus

A hybrid creature consisting of the physical attributes of a hippopotamus and a brontosaurus.

The emaciated brontopotamus is coming to get you.

by Steven Ilchev January 6, 2007

Branty

Originally named for the dope rocks that lie off the coast of Marshfield, MA. Later people used the branty rocks to try and compare super awesome stuff to it. For example, "This steak and cheese is awesome, kinda like the rocks off the coast of Marshfield".
Now it can be simply used as a synonym for super happy awesome fun things.

"Dude, thanks for being so branty and letting me slide on that $50 I owe you."

"Calm down, you're being very unbranty right now"

by fefifofum March 31, 2009

brony friendzoni

A fedora-clad neckbeard who believes the friendzone actually exists. He is typically a brony, and jerks off to technicolor cartoon ponies. He also believes white men are more oppressed than ever and feminists (or as he likes to say, feminazi) are all bitches and need to shut the hell up and go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich!!!
also known as: pissbaby

Person 1: not all men are dogs!!! go back to the kitchen!!
Person 2: woah, chill out brony friendzoni.
Person 1: sToP oPpReSSING MEEEEE!!

by potatofucker666 March 5, 2015

Brony

Typically refers to 13-30 year old male fans of the 2010 reboot of the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, but may also include females (see fillies).

Brony = Bro + Pony

While generally associated with a negative stereotype by outsiders, due to it's former 80's frilly girly-girl twinkle-toed tea-parties and all-female main casting, bronies are attracted to the new show by it's good animation, acting, writing, and humor.

Having once been on the outside, bronies can love and tolerate others until they themselves become bronies. However, haters gonna hate— most likely due to the fact that they have a masculinity inferiority complex, where they believe that if they watched My Little Pony, others like them will label them as an effeminate freak.

Phase 1) Are you joking? How can adult males watch a show for girls?
Phase 2) Pfft. I'll see what all the fuss is about, maybe make fun of the show.
Phase 3) Meh. It was okay. It wasn't that bad, I'll give it that.
Phase 4) It's actually kind of funny and entertaining.
Phase 5) I take back everything bad I've said! This is AWESOME! ...but I'd be ruined if anyone found out...
Phase 6) Friendship is Magic! Screw it! I'm a brony!
Phase 7) I'm dead serious, you should watch My Little Pony, too.
Hater) You guys are all gay freaks... I'll never watch that. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to jerk off while lifting weights and playing video games all day to pretend to be a man.

by DefinitionOfBrony July 1, 2011

Bronytail

A male ponytail

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by Drupaul January 26, 2015

Bronte warner

Bronte warner is a type of girl which can continue an argument for nearly for ever. She always has comebacks and can shoot you down when she feels like it. Even though Bronte warner may be tough she can be very imaginative and can do very well at team work. Give her a blank canvas and she will turn it into a master piece.

The other day i saw this girl painting a picture but then i saw her the other day yelling at some kids, what a Bronte Warner

by Bronte warner May 29, 2016

Bronwyne

a poes.

person 1: hey! do you know Bronwyne ?
person 2: oh yeah! she's a poes

by bronwyne.x March 8, 2021