Lady Broner

When a girl has a crush on and/or wants to bone her male friend ("bro"). Often, the girl is considered "one of the guys" and is deeply rooted in the friend zone. Lady broners are usually unsatisfying and may result in late nights alone, self-loathing, and bitterness.

Girl 1: It's great that you and Herp are such good friends.

Girl 2: Yeah, except for the fact that I have a massive lady broner for him.

Girl 1: You are fucked.

by oogenshnagen May 24, 2012

Shield-Broner

Your best bud that willingly to hide your boner in front of the girl/boy you attracted to. Usually using a book or standing in front of you making small talk to the said girl/boy, while you busy rearranging the boner. A True Best Friend.

A: Here comes Abby.
B: Oh crap! I got a boner, down boy down I say!
A: Don't worry *covers your junk with his school bag*
C: Hey guys!
A and B: Hey there Abby!
B: That was close, thanks bro
A: Don't worry, we are shield-broner.
B: You over mine, I cover yours, Shield-Broners for life!

by UrbanHunk July 4, 2017

Spirit Broners

Two men that have had sex with different women at different times but in the same room.

That dude lives in my old apartment. We are Spirit Broners.

by Clayton Bertram June 16, 2020

Beasty Broner

A Jeff Martin induced boner. The ultimate boner (level 10 in stiffness) that a male can achieve, from another male. Typically resulting from being in close proximity of Jeff Martin and/or thinking about Jeff Martin.

The origins of the Beasty Broner date back to 2006 when Adam 'The Beast' Cyr was roommates with Jeff Martin in Halifax, Nova Scotia. Many full scale erections occurred between the years 2006 - 2012.

"Jeff just gave me a Beasty Broner" - The Beast

"This boner just reached Beasty Broner proportions" - The Beast

Scotty - "Beast, why are you walking around the Alehouse with a boner?"
Beast - "Saw Jeff Martin on the dance floor, and got a Beasty Broner"
Scotty - "wow, I just got a Beasty broner too!!"

by Project Halifax January 3, 2014

Broner

A bro who enthusiastically flies drones non-professionally

Look at that broner taking pictures of his speedboat.

by Manderz With A Zee April 5, 2019

Broner

When one or more of ur "Bro's" have a stiff and your in the same room.

or;
Random boner when hanging out with bro's.

We were all watching porn at mikes and we got broners.
I was with my bro austin and i got a broner.

by balljuice June 14, 2011

Broner

A term used when one straight man, or bro, gets aroused by another bro or his bro's actions.

"Dude look at my new haircut"
"Wow man, I have a total Broner right now"

by RobertFame October 16, 2015