Children Of Bodom

An awesome power/speed metal (of sorts) from frosty Finland. They named themselves after a murder case in Finland a few years ago.
They are fronted by the awesome Alexei Laiho whom I thought was a hot chick on first brief glance at a photo. I was mistaken. However, he would make an awesome lady.

Children Of Bodom are MANLY

by TimFS December 27, 2004

children of bodom

Kick ass metal band. any one who says other wise will burn in hell like the litle bitch they are.

"I dont like Children of bodom.... They suck."
"Eat shit and burn in hell ass hole."

by master of puppets. June 15, 2006

Brodozer

A new lifted diesel truck that only hauls guys with affliction attire, white sunglasses, and hats. Typically found at hot shots with the same dudes getting there drunk on.

Look at that fag and his brodozer trying to get pussy

by Funny mechanic November 29, 2018

purple headed womb broom

A Straight guy's stiffy

What's that in your trousers? It's my purple headed womb broom

by LucoTheFish September 21, 2006

brodouche

A man who has a gigantic truck with gigantic off-road tires, a sticker on the back with Calvin peeing on a competing brand of truck, and he lives in the city and never goes off-road. The uniform of the Brodouche is lots of gel in the hair at all times, and at night has a shiny collared shirt that is never tucked in, or a super tight Ed Hardy shirt. He always has a bro-ho with him.

He thinks that he is way cooler, and more important than he really is.

I know that you can't help it, but quit being a Brodouche!

by Lone wolf 81 March 9, 2010

corn brooming

v. keeping the path of one's friend or boss clear of obstacles. Originally used in ice curling to indicate the action of sweeping gravel, beer bottles and other debris off the action lane where the hammer rock is flung by the harrier.

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This is my birthday party so when we get to this club I am expecting to get a lot of corn brooming from you ladies.

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Hey. Could I get a little corn brooming here? This is only an important presentation.

by gnostic1 November 6, 2011

Children of Bodom

Almost all the above definitions stand good.Children of Bodom have the heaviest distortions, the best double bass drums,lowest bass,evil perpetual resonating vocals, all of these combined hold the capability to rip apart any high range speaker system.A lot of their tracks are very uplifting.Tracks like "everytime i die", "in the shadows", "bed of razors", are among others absofuckiglutely worth a high volume listen.The best part about this band is almost all of the tracks have short, fast paced, heavy instrumentals between them.All in All, DADDY's!!

Have a listen to "bed of razors" n "in the shadows" to have a feel of the band.

by Sarthak July 7, 2005