Bitchitis

A fictional disease that causes someone to become a bitch. To get rid of it, you have to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer within 24 hours.

Don't touch her or else you'll catch bitchitis.

by Joshhyyyyyyy July 2, 2016

Bitchitis

A fictional disease that causes someone to become a bitch. To get rid of it, you have to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer within 24 hours.

Don't touch her or else you'll catch bitchitis.

by Joshhyyyyyyy July 2, 2016

Bitchitis

A fictional disease that causes someone to become a bitch. To get rid of it, you have to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer within 24 hours.

Don't touch her or else you'll catch bitchitis.

by Joshhyyyyyyy July 2, 2016

brokitis

Someone who has the inability to acquire money or has no money

I took this person to dinner and he told me he couldnt pay for his dinner, so I diagnosed him with brokitis, I'm worried about catching it

by Sarples May 27, 2019

broncitis

A breathing-difficulty caused by saddle-breaking wild horses, either because you spend too much time at it, or because you're just not "cut out for it" physically.

Charlie Brown's intellectually-naive little sister Sally claimed that the Broncitis was a dinosaur that soon became extinct because it coughed a lot. Maybe what actually happened was that its lungs got totally worn out from wheezingly/lumberingly chasing after the speedy prehistoric wild horses who preferred not to become said dino's lunch.

by QuacksO June 3, 2019

Brochinski

A really close friend: like a brother/your bro. More fun to say.

Friend: Hey brochinski how are ya

You: Good bruh, you

by Bilothy Macntosh June 12, 2019

Bruhcitis

The illness that one makes up when they don't want to go out.

"Cody can't come out tonight. Manz has BRUHcitis"

by Leap2k19 July 26, 2019