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British Standard Handful

A unit of breast volume: the amount that will fit in one cupped hand. Sometimes jokingly referred to as a standard unit, with the inside of Henry VIII's right hand being the defining volume.
Sarah's boobs are just the right size as far as I'm concerned: one British Standard Handful.
by germanophone January 22, 2009
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british wannabe

A person who makes numerous attempts to seem British. Usually, they have a slightly fake British accent, use "peasant" and "twat" occasionally and have an obsession with Union Jack merchandise and love everything and anything British
Tom: have you seen danisnotonfire's new video?
Gisele: OMG OMG YES I BOUGHT A T-SHIRT,SUBSCRIBED AND WROTE HIM FAN MAIL
Tom: You're such a British wannabe
by bewbewbewdan May 25, 2014
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british empire

The still-running empire (under the name of the "Commonwealth of Nations").

Evil come back plan:

Now all our enemies know us the British empire, but now we cunningly disguised ourselves (on the advice of General Spike Mielgain), and are calling ourselves the Commonwealth of nations, soon all the former terrortories of our MIGHTY EMPIRE ON WHICH THE SUN SHALL NEVER RISE SET, shall join us unwittingy believing that they are just signing for a sports contest, and BAMMM there in the empire again! Canada has already fallen! SOON THE FREE PEOPLES OF THE WORLD SHALL FALL TO OUR ALL DISTORTING DARKNESS AND WE SHALL BUILD A DISUTOPIA OF TEA AND DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: "Fuck me the british empire owns."
Person 2: "Doesnt it just!"
by Ruler of the british empire January 11, 2008
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brutus

Someone who is a Brutus is a very good friend who gives you the screw job. This is derived from Julius Caesar's best friend. His best friend Brutus was the last person to stab the dictator Julius Caesar's last words were "Et Tu, Brute?" which means "You too Brutus?"
Jane; Lets fool around my parents are out of town
John; I'll be right over
Harry; Hey John did you tell her you got a girlfriend?
Jane; Get out of here
John; Thanks a lot Brutus
by mjn oasis September 27, 2006
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British Columbian

The coolest people you will ever meet are from B.C. Laid back-fun-don't take life too seriously-know how to have a good time-and love their 'bc bud'
free spirits-if you mess with them they'll fuck you up-but either way they are just genuinely nice and friendly people.
"Hey that guy is so laid back,"
"Yeah man, he's British Columbian, they're all chill like that"
by AboveTheSky August 12, 2009
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British Summer

The time of year (usually between mid-July and September) where weather conditions in the UK are MOSTLY wet and gloomy, rather than ALWAYS wet and gloomy.
John: What a wonderful British Summer we've been having!
Paul: Indeed so, only 70% of my barbeques have been ruined this year!
by Spanish Sam August 4, 2009
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British Traffic Cone

A nigga from Britain who’s dick is uncircumcised.
by rgmetro February 24, 2019
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