A unit of breast volume: the amount that will fit in one cupped hand. Sometimes jokingly referred to as a standard unit, with the inside of Henry VIII's right hand being the defining volume.
by germanophone January 22, 2009
Get the British Standard Handful mug.A person who makes numerous attempts to seem British. Usually, they have a slightly fake British accent, use "peasant" and "twat" occasionally and have an obsession with Union Jack merchandise and love everything and anything British
Tom: have you seen danisnotonfire's new video?
Gisele: OMG OMG YES I BOUGHT A T-SHIRT,SUBSCRIBED AND WROTE HIM FAN MAIL
Tom: You're such a British wannabe
Gisele: OMG OMG YES I BOUGHT A T-SHIRT,SUBSCRIBED AND WROTE HIM FAN MAIL
Tom: You're such a British wannabe
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The still-running empire (under the name of the "Commonwealth of Nations").
Evil come back plan:
Now all our enemies know us the British empire, but now we cunningly disguised ourselves (on the advice of General Spike Mielgain), and are calling ourselves the Commonwealth of nations, soon all the former terrortories of our MIGHTY EMPIRE ON WHICH THE SUN SHALL NEVER RISE SET, shall join us unwittingy believing that they are just signing for a sports contest, and BAMMM there in the empire again! Canada has already fallen! SOON THE FREE PEOPLES OF THE WORLD SHALL FALL TO OUR ALL DISTORTING DARKNESS AND WE SHALL BUILD A DISUTOPIA OF TEA AND DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Evil come back plan:
Now all our enemies know us the British empire, but now we cunningly disguised ourselves (on the advice of General Spike Mielgain), and are calling ourselves the Commonwealth of nations, soon all the former terrortories of our MIGHTY EMPIRE ON WHICH THE SUN SHALL NEVER RISE SET, shall join us unwittingy believing that they are just signing for a sports contest, and BAMMM there in the empire again! Canada has already fallen! SOON THE FREE PEOPLES OF THE WORLD SHALL FALL TO OUR ALL DISTORTING DARKNESS AND WE SHALL BUILD A DISUTOPIA OF TEA AND DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Ruler of the british empire January 11, 2008
Get the british empire mug.Someone who is a Brutus is a very good friend who gives you the screw job. This is derived from Julius Caesar's best friend. His best friend Brutus was the last person to stab the dictator Julius Caesar's last words were "Et Tu, Brute?" which means "You too Brutus?"
Jane; Lets fool around my parents are out of town
John; I'll be right over
Harry; Hey John did you tell her you got a girlfriend?
Jane; Get out of here
John; Thanks a lot Brutus
John; I'll be right over
Harry; Hey John did you tell her you got a girlfriend?
Jane; Get out of here
John; Thanks a lot Brutus
by mjn oasis September 27, 2006
Get the brutus mug.The coolest people you will ever meet are from B.C. Laid back-fun-don't take life too seriously-know how to have a good time-and love their 'bc bud'
free spirits-if you mess with them they'll fuck you up-but either way they are just genuinely nice and friendly people.
free spirits-if you mess with them they'll fuck you up-but either way they are just genuinely nice and friendly people.
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John: What a wonderful British Summer we've been having!
Paul: Indeed so, only 70% of my barbeques have been ruined this year!
Paul: Indeed so, only 70% of my barbeques have been ruined this year!
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