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emo bashing

1.To speak the truth about emo with complete comprehension about emo's absolute worthlessness, unoriginality, and shallow nature. Ironically, emo bashing feeds into the emo self-pity spiral. While emo clones complain about being bashed upon, it fuels their all-important (false) sense of despair.

2. When an emo clone hits its head against the wall in the midst of a tantrum.
1. I am not emo bashing, I am just speaking the truth about stupidness of the emo trend.

2. Q: Why is that kid with the backward, crooked mullet hitting his head against the wall?
A: He is emo bashing himself because its part of his image.
by Marcus Solomon December 6, 2007
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Ball Brushing

Also known as 'Bollock Brushing', it is the unfortunate act of unintentionally allowing ones testicles to come into contact with those of another male during a sexual act with a female, where both the men involved are heterosexuals.

Ball brushing can occur at many stages during an act such as a threesome, where both the males are exploiting the lower region/s of the female. In the somewhat cramped conditions of the vagina during a threesome, it is easy to look control of the oscillation of you testicles. Careless fluctuation of the 'bollocks' can lead to a sometimes unnavoidable case of ball brushing.
Female: uh uh oh yea!
Male 1: Yer! say my name bitch!
Female: Oh fuck yer, give it to me Male 1
Male 2: Urgh!! Shit man mind the ball brushing!
Male 1: Fuck! Sorry dude my bad, I got carried away
by Rory Quinn aka Jelly Man July 2, 2008
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Sandwhich Brushing

To brush someone's sandwhich; to like them or love them, or think they're sexy. It also has several dodgy meanings that can be left to the imagination... you decide what they could be! *sleasy smile*

This started when we were brushing a sandwhich with a hair brush don't ask why in our M block, and a random lady walked past. she's obseesed with the cleanness of the M block floor

Random crum lady: Is that going to make crums?
Me: Uh... it's got gladwrap on it...
Random crum lady: Yes, but is it going to make crums AFTER you take it off?
Connie: Would you date that guy?
Candice: ooooh.... I'd brush his sandwhich.

OR

Me: Can I brush your sandwhich?
Candice: Yes. Let's do it. In tha garage. With the fan.

Sandwhich brushing is much fun.
by HagridGirl :-) February 24, 2009
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Womb Bashing

Loose term referring to such deep penetration of the vagina that the man's penis could be described as "bashing" the woman's womb.
"I gave her a sound womb bashing last night."
by Tinky McScrewsalot March 1, 2009
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Blonde-Bashing

Insults directed at blondes usually from brunettes that aren't comfortable with themselves or their natural hair color.
"Doesn't that brunette chick have anything better to do than blonde bashing? She needs to reevaluate her life and get a make-over while she's at it."
by huv9pwl;ain July 1, 2005
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Creationist bashing

Where one or more people beat up on a creationist because they try to make people believe there outmoded,ignorant and stupid ideas.
theres a creationist meating tonight want a do some creationist bashing?
by Deep blue 2012 December 30, 2009
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bashing

The concept of saying rude things about a certain subject over the Internet.
This site needs some Xbox bashing.
by spel itt rite May 15, 2006
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