Borderline retarded

A half-human, garden-spud hybrid. Barely considered a person, someone who is borderline retarded is someone who shows every trait of mental retardation in every possible faculty.

Person 1: "She said 'good morning' at 5PM"
Person 2: "'Cause she's borderline retarded"

by Spider647 October 25, 2023

Borderline Personality Disorder

A type of person you must run away at all costs if they make you your “favorite person”

Friend: my partner loves me so much and calls me her “favorite person”!

Me: OH SHIT! THEY GOT THAT BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER! FOO YOU BETTER RUN AWAY AND SAVE YOURSELF! THEY GON’ FUCK YOU OVER BAD!

by Splaird June 22, 2025

borderline dick syndrome

borderline dick syndrome is when a guy drives you dick crazy. and all he does is ask for nudes

girl #1: omg brady keeps asking me for nudes
girl #2: omg he's giving you borderline dick syndrome stop texing him
girl #1: I can't he's just so cute😍

by dildochick2054 September 2, 2019

Borderline

A fat ugly chick with a nice smile and small feet.

That chick is borderline.

by Ydick February 20, 2023

Borderline

1. One of the greatest Madonna songs ever

2. Madonna’s pet Border Collie

1. KEEP ON PUSHIN’ MY LOVE OVER THE BORDERLINE

2. Aww, Look at Borderline! He’s so cute!

by SimDevoSlipknot October 13, 2018

Borderline Pedophilia

1)One who dates people significantly younger than them.

2) One who dates those barely above 18 with more than a 20 year age gap

My mom is dating someone who graduated the year before me and that would qualify as borderline pedophilia.

by Dsylexxxia August 26, 2022

Borderline-fine

If someone is about to burst in tears but will not. This person is borderline-fine.

He was about the burst in tears and run away, but he did not. He was just borderline-fine.

by Jij Weet November 29, 2018