Ne bother

When your life is going down the shitty pan and you find out your dads never coming back

Oh my husband left me for a the girl you said not to worry about ne bother

by Peachy Polly April 1, 2021

Minge Botherer

Typically, an elderly gent, who has a penchant for chatting up much younger women, who are certainly out of his league. While he is full cognisant of this fact, he is forever hopeful they are not so observant.

Embarrassing for all concerned, with the exception of the Minge Botherer himself.

He is blissfully unaware, he's making himself look like, 'a proper tool.'

Look at that silly old fart, trying to chat up the pretty young lady. He's got zero chance of getting into her knickers - What a total minge botherer!

by The Botherer July 20, 2022

cannae be bothered

Scottish means of saying "I can't be bothered". Commonly said when something goes wrong or when you just can't face doing something, or just as a standalone phrase. Bothered is pronounced " bo urt".

Mark: Can you clean the toilet for me

Brian:A Cannae be bothered!

Or

Nick: *car breaks down* a cannae be bothered.

by Plastic_Duck January 29, 2016

oh! ya blitherin!!

used when you have done something really stupid and you want to call attention to it

oh! ya blitherin!! just trip over the dog why don't ya

by TalikTheVampire February 10, 2021

don't bother calling

The last catch cry of a hideous woman on the walk of shame. Commonly after she has performed an act of fellatio and has had a cab called for her because there was no chance she was getting a spooning.

Hammo (through a slit in the bedroom door): Don't bother spooning that

Gronk: are you gonna let them speak to me like that?

Timmy: I'll call ya a cab, shall I?

Gronk (out the front waiting for a cab): you can't treat people like this, *sob* I can hear what you say under your breath *sob sob*

The Boys: waaaa, boo hoo

Gronk: Don't bother calling.....

(group hugs, tears and a sincere one kneed WHHHYYYYY)

by paddymac August 25, 2009

bothershorts

to have a party in his/her pants

can i have a party in your bothershorts?

by amlos February 20, 2010

hot and bothered

1. aroused, especially sexually

2. angry, indignant, irritated

That really made him hot and bothered. Hope he doesn't do anything stupid.

by The Return of Light Joker September 26, 2009