Blimp Sex

Verb: Sexual intercourse with a flying vehicle filled with a lighter than air gas. (zeppelins, dirigibles, and of course blimps)

Jonathan loved his blimp, Humphrey. He wanted take the next step and engage in blimp sex with his beloved.

by blimp humper December 10, 2012

blimpy

Fat or overweight or plump, especially in reference to a fat chick or big tits.

Look at that girl in the low cut top by the bar. She's rather blimpy, with those big jugs spilling out everywhere.

by PMax March 15, 2008

blimpkin

the exact same act as a blumpkin, except with full service...ie. a rimjob is given after the initial blowjob and defecation is complete.

by jon September 16, 2003

bompliment

A back-handed compliment.

Bompliment - "Craig! Those jeans fit you so well, I don't even notice your eight vanity pounds."

by richard bullard barnes October 30, 2007

blimpin

The practice of going out with the explicit intention of picking up fat girls. This is common in a large group of men during a heavy night of drinking.

We're going blimpin tonight.

by Jose L. Garcia December 2, 2005

On Bompton

The most sacred thing to swear by ever. Usually used at the end of a sentence, this phrase signifies that you swear on the Holy City of Bompton , and take responsibility for whatever consequences may ensue by lying upon it. Only used by the highest class of people, as the responsibility is too much for any mere peasant to use it.

Zach: Dude I totally got her nudes last night.
Mason: Nah, on Bompton?
Zach: Deadass on Bompton.

by iZachyGangWeed March 7, 2019

Blimp Cards

It's you porn. Like pictures and magazines

Tyler: hey what are you doing?

Randy: just looking at my blimp cards

by Funkyfunkerson August 24, 2009