bohemian sunrise

Sex when you first wake up, after you had sex the night before

Guy: dude you'll never guess what happend

Friend: what?

Guy: that girl i took home last night gave me a bohemian sunrise

Friend: your a taddy daddy

by jackjohnson July 2, 2009

bohemian face mask

The act to which you place ones testicles upon the eyes of another and penis upon their nose, making a Bohemian Face Mask.

Yeah, I totally gave her a Bohemian Face Mask last night.

by I'llteabagU August 6, 2017

Vida Boheme

Drag queen character played by Patrick Swayze in the movie "Too Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar"

Vida Boheme: What in gay hell?

Vida Boheme: Internal combustion, the ultimate accessory.

Vida Boheme: Yes you will start off a mere boy in a dress, but by the time we are done with this crusade your Auntie Vida and your Auntie Noxee will give you the outrageous outlook and indomidable spirit that it will take to make you a full-fledge Drag Queen.

by twirledout January 10, 2009

Bohemith

very large, burly woman. often uncoordinated.

"bohemith! keep it in the circus!"

by Tyom November 4, 2007

Bohemian Chilly Dog

When a man puts a hot dog bun on his dick, then has his girlfriend or boyfriend shit hot liquid diarrhea on top of it and then that person eats it.

What did you have for dinner last night?

A Bohemian Chilly Dog....and i came like kjad98wyr8iwhrfuiw23y48hf

by I_INVENTED_THE_DILDO March 19, 2009

Bohemian Love Smock

Another name for a Mexican Baja Hoodie, generally woven from wool. It is usually coarse and loose, but can be worn in a range of temperatures, due to the fabric's ability to breathe. Often linked with drugs, as they were originally woven from hemp. See drug rug

Felipe: Hey man, isn't that a Baja hoodie?

John: Yeah, but I just call it a Bohemian Love Smock

by Bohemian Love Smock September 17, 2014

Bohemian shower

The act of rubbing deodorant all over oneself in place of taking an actual fucking shower.

1.) I woke up late for school, so I had to take a bohemian shower.

2.) I'm a filthy hippy, so I had to take a bohemian shower

3.) I live in Flint, Michigan, so I had to take a bohemian shower.

by Hellspwn October 7, 2016