Botched Mitzvah

A Bar Mitzvah that goes badly.

“I went to Jason’s Botched Mitzvah Saturday. Jason threw up during his reading. The DJ never showed up. The ice swan melted and they ran out of shrimp.”

by MoLo36 June 30, 2009

batchelors handbag

A BBQ chicken usually bought from woolies or Coles

Macca was starving at smoko so he went to woolies and got a batchelors handbag

by Ronster March 4, 2021

Biatchlorette

A batchlorette with attitude. She may or may not have a badonkadonk, but definitely likes the bling, and the flirtini's. This woman is unmarried and definitely looking to upgrade her current man.

"What up Biatchlorette? You found yo' self a new man yet that can provide you with the bling you deserve"???

by Flirtini October 1, 2005

Batched

To mess things up or ruin a situation

Well done you've totally batched it, Fuck sake Batch, were royally batched here

by Blaggerz August 16, 2018

cradle my botch

fondle the ball sack

Last night she wanted to cradle my botch ; grabbed and rubbed my ballsack

by taintlicks September 27, 2015

biatchitudestein

taking biatchitude to a whole new level.

the constant state of having a full blown biatchitude

damn julie is such a biatchitudestein, can't that bitch ever say something nice?

by Phalkon November 4, 2004

biatch

An ending of any form of disrespect.
The end of a diss.
A synonym used for Diss, usually used in exclamation.

"Yo, I fucked yo mama laaast night... BIATCH!"

by Octavian March 5, 2004