boobertized

beinging hyptonized by boobs.

When she tried to talk to me i couldn't answer because I was boobertized

by utman101 February 28, 2010

bobbert

A verb that identifies an action that has caused or resulted in any of the following emotions: unease, awkwardness, anguish, slight pain, physical or emotional discomfort, sorrow, upset, or anger.

I was minding my own business when he sent me a disturbing sexual image that I was forced to see. He bobberted me once again!

by brentionary July 2, 2019

Bobert

A Bobert is a person who will do anything to impress that single person in the friend group, no matter what.

Hey, he's pretty nice to just Kathleen
Yeah, he's a total Bobert

by Hulk hogans foster child with October 28, 2019

Bobert_Meow

An absolute babbling moron who believes that the best way to make jokes is to constantly say "kys" and the n word repeatedly.

That dude is such a Bobert_Meow.

by smartphOWNEDyomama! September 10, 2020

Babert

Babert is everyone and everything, and you'll never be able to escape him/her/it(?)

Babert: I have to go to my wife

Babert: I am your wife!

by Bbabert November 30, 2020

Bobert

Dad jokes for dayzzzzzz... big heart... gives rad massages... wears socks to bed and likes the rusty trombone.

Get Bobert new socks for Christmas.

by Ole Wheeza January 13, 2022

Bobertism

The religion Where you believe Robert Bobert Flobert The fish lord is your god. It’s the only true religion

1: I’m a Christian

2: Bobertism is a better religion

by Not very Anonymous123 September 12, 2022