boxer briefs

a boners worst enemy

"Thank god i was wearing boxer briefs, otherwise the whole class would have seen my raging boner."

by J BOY 511 November 24, 2011

cosby boxers

similar to cosby sweater

when a guy or girl eats a fruity cereal before giving a guy a blowjob and proceeds to vomit all over his penis/pelvic area while trying to deepthroat. these "boxers" would, in theory, match the awful sweaters that bill cosby wore in the 1980s.

Girl: I can't go any further! *vomits*

Guy: *slaps girl* Bitch, you just gave me a pair of cosby boxers!!

by jackbauer123 February 19, 2010

boxer snot

Post ejaculation secretions that moisten your boxers after sex.

Man, I really need to wash my drawers, they are crusty with boxer snot.

by S dogg August 18, 2005

Cock Boxer

Person who masturbates two cocks at the one time whilst in the kneeling position. The actions of the hands approximates that of a sparring boxer. Terminology used to describe a person considered to be a dick-head or ass hole.

I was running late for work and this policeman gave me a $400 speeding ticket. What a cock boxer.

by Super Stu September 07, 2008

bull boxer

a cross between a boxer and any bullterrier such as "english bull terrier" "staffordshire terrier". excellent dogs idiots think their pitbulls:S

i hav a bull boxer...

by shabba d June 12, 2004

A boxers lunch

Punching oneself in the stomach in a crude and ineffective attempt to stave off hunger.

Ah man, I can't be fucked going to the kitchen, time for a boxers lunch.

by the oob November 27, 2004

Boxer Line

The line formed when a person's tight pants outline where their boxers are. A huge problem for emo kids.

After I pulled on my tight jeans, I noticed that boxer line had destroyed the smooth legs I had hoped my jeans would portray.

by WillMac September 06, 2007