One who is the best at giving blumpkins, which is the act of sucking a man's penis while he is taking a poop on the toilet.
by neemdawg September 3, 2010
Get the Blumpkin Queen mug.the act of receiving a blowjob while simultaneously taking a dump, peeing, and eating pizza, or maybe cake. if you accomplish this, i'm proud.
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While receiving a blow job, while taking a bowel movement, the "giver" insertes something into their mouth containing menthol, such as a cough drop, then continues while forcefully humming through there nose.
E-rod, I finally I got that Menthol Humming Blumpkin me and Rat where talking about yesterday! That girl was a real trooper!
by Mr wood April 29, 2015
Get the Menthol Humming Blumpkin mug.The standard blumpkin affair with a twist: instead of the usual mouth hug while taking the browns to the super bowl, she (or he if you're so inclined) dons a jack-o-lantern (preferably of the toothless persuasion) and then blumpkins you to orgasm. It's a seasonal thing - like the bj version of the shamrock shake.
It was Halloween night and I could tell magic was in the air when a jack-o-lantern was giving me head on the toilet, the old "pumpkin blumpkin"
by steve ryans October 4, 2009
Get the pumpkin blumpkin mug.After rob had thrownup in the stall, stephanie proceded to crawl under the stall getting throwup on herself during the process. She then gave him a sloppy blumpkin.
by joabvouabf April 17, 2010
Get the Sloppy Blumpkin mug.When receiving a blumpkin one takes it to another level and punches the sucker in the back of the skull. Rude and efficient.
"Wow, you hit her pretty hard Rick. Why'd you give her a blumpkin punch?"
"Because there's nothing more humiliating than being punched in the back of the dome while blowing a dude on the shitter."
"Because there's nothing more humiliating than being punched in the back of the dome while blowing a dude on the shitter."
by Jim2 January 10, 2009
Get the Blumpkin punch mug.The act of getting head while going poop in a honeybucket from someone wearing a sombrero with queso dip in the middle and chips on the outside. Eating of said chips and dip is mandatory.
The other day I was sweating like crazy while this chick gave me a Chili con queso Honeybucket blumpkin.
by beeeeazy September 6, 2011
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