blukers

A slur for any vampire in the twilight series (not Alice- she is 🥵) 🧛🧄💩

Blood+sucker=bluker

Twilight vampires are such gaslighting blukers

by Beantwitry October 29, 2023

bumer

Meaning: To be in dismay. or becoming.

"Man I feel bumer right now"

by Johnjj September 16, 2007

Blumper

A blumper is a girl who takes a shit while giving a blowjob at the same time.

She was constipated and killed two birds with one stone by becoming a blumper last night.

by Bizz Jizz August 3, 2018

Blamer-in-Chief

Nickname for president Barack Obama that came about later in his first term, when he shifted away from the inspirational rhetoric of his first presidential campaign and instead started blaming all sorts of other people or groups for his administration's failures and the country's problems when questioned, instead of manning up and taking responsibility like a real leader would. Initially, the blame for current failures was directed toward former administrations (Bush). The blame game reached new heights in Obama's second term when, during the partial government shutdown of late 2013, the president said repeatedly that he would not negotiate with other elected officials, and continued to place all of the blame and responsibility for the shutdown on others (notably, Republicans in congress) even resorting to highly inflammatory rhetoric. The Obama administration subsequently made many eye-raising decisions about what to keep up open versus what to close from the general public during the shutdown; these decisions appeared to be made to make the American people "feel the pain" of the shutdown who would have otherwise not noticed, and drum up anger and blame toward congress.

"Did you hear that the Obama administration gave permission for a big rally of illegal immigrants on the National Mall, but still has numerous other parks and monuments closed off to US citizens? I bet the Blamer-in-Chief will try to imply the open-air monuments were barrycaded by Ted Cruz, LOL!"

by psara October 9, 2013

Blummer

The applicable term to describe colossal disappointment that can only resemble being very close to accruing a blumpkin just to have the slut back out at the last minute.

ME: did i tell you of this slut that i fuggin got a blow job from last night bro?
JV: what? no haha do tell
ME: so.. im at this party. this chicks totally eye fuckin me. im drinkin heaps of beer and the smothered burrito i ate isnt sittin so hot on my belly. she ends up grabbin my junk and tells me to meet her in the bathroom. niiiiiize. but when i get there she was pukin her slutty cheap vodka up. i just shut the door and took a shit upstairs. talk about a blummer.

by umbels September 19, 2010

Blumper

A way to say good-bye from chatrooms. May be confused as an invitation to do dirty sex act.

Amy: Bye everyone!
Tom: Blumper Amy!
Amy: Ok, when and where?
Tom: ...

by vj28.8 January 2, 2011

Baumer

N. Slang for the biggest badass from SoBe to Tennessee. A true balla that holds it down for all those caucasions out there that gots da skills on the dance flo'. A real player & an all in all smooth operator. Often seen wearing a hat...that I look better in than him. Usually, his coolness is just too much for others to handle... People, even strangers, show him much awe & respect for his mad dance moves. Give the Baumer some room to break lose, but don't challenge him. Acts of dance aggression are not taken to kindly & will require the Baumer to kick your ass.

Person 1: Who's that guy with all the hot ladies on the dance floor?
Person 2: Oh, him? He gets all the honies cuz he's the Baumer!
or
Whoa! That guy's unstoppable! NO ONE could beat him in a dance-off. Hmm... must be Baumer!

by The one & only "Balla Baby" January 25, 2005