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bluetooth fairy

A person who has a bluetooth earpiece surgically attached to his/her ear, walking around in a public place talking to themselves.
I accidently answered the bluetooth fairy next to me in the elevator.
by Gabe Sampson January 1, 2008
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Bluetooth

- v. Def.- for those slightly rare occasions when fellatio is

administered using absolutely no hands.
Sh*t was crazy homie, I

never thought I could nut off a bluetooth
by O.D. Sanchez August 17, 2009
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bluetard

(noun) plural, bluetards.

A derogatory term for Dodger or Cowboy fan that does not and never has live/d in the L.A. or Dallas area. Bandwagon fans in their blue fan apparel. Generally they are criminals or retarded individuals.

Refer to felons and retards in blue or FARIB
Idiot: Hey guys, check out my new Emmit Smith Jersey!
Sports Fan: Dude, do you even know what position Emmit Smith played??
Idiot: He's in the Hall of Fame. He played for the Cowboys! Go Cowboys!
Sports Fan: Dude, we live in Northern California, quit being such a bluetard!
by Mark in San Bruno February 11, 2010
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Bluetooth

The new fanny pack. A bad misunderstanding of the philosophy of form over function.

Among the saddest in the history of status symbols. Worn to impress when not in use. Otherwise totally annoying to bystanders when used.

The ultimate in lazyness as users prefer not to lift an arm to talk on the phone!
Hey! You talkin' to me? Are YOU talkin' to ME? I don't see a Bluetooth on this side of your face, so you must be talkin' to ME!

See Dick. See Dick go out with Jane. See Dick wear Bluetooth out. Youthful, wealthy, tech-savvy, Dick. See Jane embarrassed of her date. See Jane not know who Dick is talking to at any given moment. See Jane slap that dorky sh*t right off Dick's head! Don't be a Dick.
by Bradlecat April 11, 2008
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Bluetooth

Premature ejaculation with no physical stimulation, ie. "hands free".
Woman 1: Why did your night end early?
Woman 2: When he took off my bra, I'm pretty sure he bluetoothed and that was it.
Woman 1: Really?
Woman 2: Yeah, he tried to say it was spilled cake batter!
by Bask in it June 18, 2013
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Bluetoot

When a person farts while using a Bluetooth device and the person on the other end hears it.
Last night while I was on the phone with my boyfriend I heard a bluetoot.
by Bluetooter March 30, 2010
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bluephie

When a girl is giving a blow job and then the guy ejaculates she blows it back in to his peehole giving him blue balls.
Krista bluephied Aaron last night and he had blue balls for an hour.
by Bluephie_Master June 28, 2009
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