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by Drewman! January 9, 2013
Get the Blowjob mug.n. An act of fellatio.
v. tr. To fellate.
v. intr. To perform a blowjob.
adj. Pertaining to, suggestive of, or conducive to a blowjob.
adv. In the manner of a blowjob.
interj. Used to raise the topic of, or call attention to, a blowjob.
v. tr. To fellate.
v. intr. To perform a blowjob.
adj. Pertaining to, suggestive of, or conducive to a blowjob.
adv. In the manner of a blowjob.
interj. Used to raise the topic of, or call attention to, a blowjob.
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The executive board accomplished nothing at the meeting because the secretary that accidentally walked into the room gave an impromptu speech on blowjobs instead.
While changing in the locker room after basketball practice one day, two girls from the cheerleading squad came in unexpectedly and blowjobed him.
"That girl blowjobs really well," said the man watching the pornographic film by himself.
The scented candles he had lit for the dinner with his girlfriend created a really blowjob atmosphere.
"I've never seen a girl eat a popsicle so blowjob," he said.
After five minutes of awkward silence in their conversation, he blurted out "Blowjob!", receiving one shortly afterwards.
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accumulated dust, usually as a result of prolonged sexual inactivity or celibacy.
accumulated dust, usually as a result of prolonged sexual inactivity or celibacy.
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