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blowjob

~verb~
When a woman sucks a man's dick, most likely because he forces her to. The next best thing to sex before you're married. At least for a guy. It's most enjoyable to a man when you deep throat his cock and swallow every last drop of cum. Slowly trail your finger down his shaft and massage his balls gently. You're welcome, you just had sexual education without even wanting it. Oh wait, that's every time you have sexual education. Nevermind.
Julia smiled as she walked down the aisle in her beautiful white wedding dress because she knew she had given her last blowjob.

Sex is in the air idiots.
by IdioticBananas April 11, 2015
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