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Diaflukis of the Blowhole

A slang term for diarrhea. This is a more polite way to tell people that you've got the squirts.
My girlfriend told me she had diaflukis of the blowhole, so I knew sex was off the table for tonight.

The Baker Blowhole 

The act of a midget with a small dick jizzing inside the belly button. Once finished the midget then jumps of the bed and on to the stomach of the women. The jizz gushes from the belly button like a whales blow hole.
“I heard the other day that Sarah was given The Baker Blowhole” from Midget Mike.
The Baker Blowhole by Lextown July 14, 2020

Blowhole 

The act of a woman giving a man a blowjob and then, when the man is about to ejaculate, he does it into the girls mouth. The girl then sits on her back and spits the cum high into the air, making it appear as a blowhole.
Jack came so hard into her mouth, she had to do a blowhole!
Blowhole by Mushtaba June 3, 2008

blowholes 

what, did you get stuck in a blowhole? Bob Dole.

Blowhole Gateway 

A straw used as the passage to your nose
"Wheres the blowhole gateway, I wanna have a line."

blowhole 

A blowhole-like act consists of anything that interferes with another person's reasonable enjoyment of his or her vacation. Blowhole-like acts include, but are not limited to, whining, nagging, worrying, being depressed, and talking too much.
Ray enforced the Blowhole rule on Michelle.
blowhole by Sam January 20, 2005