bloop

mean happiness

im so bloop

by rickgrimes20 March 11, 2016

bloop

when somebody says something stupid and they really thought it was important...you say bloop and make them feel real stupid.

by lil miss twurk 2 much September 10, 2003

bloop

A bloop is the sound a giant piece of dung that floots out your arsehole and hits the water of the toilet which is much to close to your sagging bottom and the quick floop makes a bloop and the water splashes your saggy ass.

Is not a true bloop unless it makes the actual sound "BLOOP" ( and ppl in the living room can hear it ) and unless seconds after the bloop you jump off the toilet for a cold sploosh has touched your hole-e-o ( unpleasant ).

*kev places his saggcheeks on the cold toilet seat*
*the cold shocks the bum and..*
BLOOP
kev: " hoh! "

by kaylaashley December 29, 2003

bloop

It is when you are taking a "Poop" (As in the "-oop" ending of the word.) and you're on a laptop computer, or mobile phone, and are "Blogging" at the same time. (As in the "-Bl" root of the word.) Hence, you are Blooping.

Steven: I am writing a blog on my computer, and taking a dump.
Leila: So you're telling me that your blooping?
Steven: I guess so...
Leila: Hold on, I want to bloop too.

by Steven Beverly March 29, 2008

bloop

to go somewhere, away from someone or something (hence the announcement, usually).

seriously dude, I've got to bloop... I can't be syphoning any more gasoline with you or my grandmother will smell the fumes...

by somethingplex1 December 23, 2011

bloop

bloody poop

Virginia: Oh my, look at that turd. Theres something wrong with it.

Charles: Yeah there is. You just blooped!

by cherry cobbler January 20, 2009

bloop

sound of poo dropping into the toilet, usually used as a filler word in conversations

J: Hey! what's up?
T: bloop.

by Kilana January 15, 2006