rooster block

A more clean version of the term "cock block"

"Way to walk in and rooster block me, bro. I was just about to go far with her."

by ballababy67 December 20, 2009

cock blocked by oprah

The inability to watch television between the hours of four o'clock until 5 o'clock, because some member of your family must watch Oprah like its some sort of sick addictive gospel (like a cult).

Friend: "Hey dude did you catch last nights episode of The mighty boosh?"
You: " Nope I didn't I was busy getting cock blocked by Oprah"

by Harvey Hand banana June 10, 2011

Mopar Block

1. Mopar Block is the single most bad ass motha fuckn piece of raw power ever to exist...forever.

2. Mopar Blocks consist of the engine block of a 413 max wedge or 440 magnum, or 340 small block, Mopar blocks can be any engine block from the chrysler corporation.

3. To have Mopar is to have block.

4.To harness the power of the Mopar Block is equivalent to that of A Chuck Norris round house kick.

5.Used to add extra weight to a rear wheel driven vehicle to maximize traction in the snow.

Two rednecks standin around....
Jethro: Ahhyyeee Jimmy. tell me.. How it is you get such good traction in the snow?!?!?!?!
Jimmy:...I dont know man it must be dis here Mopar Block I got in the Back!!!?
Jethro: YEYEYE...MOPAR
Jimmy:BLOCK...YEYEYEYE

by I-Sack_1200 November 16, 2011

Jew Kids on the Block

The one house on the block that doesn't decorate for Christmas.

"What's up with THAT house? It's the only one with no lights."

"Oh, they're the Jew Kids on the Block."

by RedSquirrelPssht December 24, 2011

Wet A Block

To shoot up an area.

Person 1: Lets go wet a block

Person 2: Ight, get the stick

by Anonymous Turd October 7, 2016

Brexiteer's block

the mental condition impacting the ability to describe the specific requirements of Brexit

We were having a great chat about politics, and all of a sudden they got a case of Brexiteer's block

by DJ Napoleon Dynamite January 4, 2020

Bro Block

When two bros are blocked from bro-ing out.

Samantha: Dude, you were seriously cock blocking me and Dan today. Watching football was supposed to be our alone time.
Dan's Bro: Quite the contrary. Dan didn't want his girlfriend to watch football with him. If anything you were being a bro block.

by Shitree November 19, 2010