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clockwork orange

A rather bizarre sexual practice that also involves spending a little money. The first thing you'll need is an old Grandfather Clock and a bag of Oranges. please note: A Cuckoo Clock will not work because the effect that is needed is a loud 'chime'. While having sex with your partner wait hourly until you hear the chime and shove an orange in her ass. Do this until you've got about 9 in deep. When she pleads for you to not another orange in her ass, wait for the next chime, remove 1 orange from her ass and stuff it in her mouth and say, "Orange you glad I didnt' shove another one in your ass?"
I think Sheila and I did the clockwork orange 'til around 10 this morning. I know because the clocked chimed 10 times!
by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009
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A Clockwork Orange

a stupid piece of literal and cinematographical dense shit refered as a masterpiece mostly by the snoobish people
"oh my god havent u seen the A Clockwork Orange movie yet? get the fuck away man, why are u still talking to me?"
by noneimportant May 16, 2006
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A Clockwork Orange

To beat someone up like in the movie. Having a boot party on someone.
Last night I did A Clockwork Orange on that cheating jerk/jerkette.
by Freakgirl April 19, 2006
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clockwork

someone who doesnt have the ability to control his/her actions. one who submits, and yes the greatest thing to ever come out of kings park
Holy fucking shit! ClockWork just ripped up the stage and made children bleed.
by g money June 3, 2003
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CLOCKWORK

An up-and coming Hip Hop Emcee straight outa PTL.
Now Introducing: CLOCKWORK
by CLOCKWORK--- December 28, 2005
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blowwork

work is to job, as blowwork is to blowjob
-Hey kid, I got some blowwork for you to do
-Oh, how many jobs?
-975
-How much?
-$85
by Jakolu December 25, 2007
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A Clockwork Orange

Arguably the most moronic book to ever masquerade as a masterpiece. The main problem is, of course, the completely pointless butchering of the English language. I mean really, if I wanted to read writing that garbled I would just read Shakespeare.
"...with his glazzies glazed and sort of burbling slovos like 'Aristotle wishy washy works outing cyclamen get forficulate smartish'."
by Nope4810 April 14, 2005
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