chicago bears

The Chicago Bears are a professional American football team based in Chicago, Illinois. They are currently members of the Northern Division of the National Football Conference (NFC) in the National Football League (NFL) and the current National Football Conference Champions. The Bears have won nine Professional American Football league championships (eight NFL Championships and Super Bowl XX) trailing only the Green Bay Packers, who have twelve. The Bears have the most enshrinees in the Pro Football Hall of Fame with twenty-six members.

The club was founded in Decatur, Illinois in 1919 and moved to Chicago in 1921. From 1971 to the present, save for the 2002 season, the team has played its home games at Soldier Field in Chicago. The stadium is located next to Lake Michigan and was recently remodeled in a controversial modernization that has attempted to bring stadium amenities expected by today's fans to a historic Chicago building. The team also has a fierce, long-standing rivalry with the Green Bay Packers, with whom they have played over one hundred seventy games.

On February 4, 2007, the club will be playing in its second ever Super Bowl. The club will take on the Indianapolis Colts in Super Bowl XLI. This will be the club's twelfth NFL Championship game.
Also, I find it necessary to add that the Bears are the 2006 NFC champs, and that all you people who doubted them are "fucking stupid". And also, when they wint the Superbowl, you will all feel even more stupid, and us Southsiders will be in a feeling of ecstasy.

Instead of worshipping God, why not worship da bears? ditka ditka chicago bears

by da bearsssssss January 31, 2007

Bearsac

A self promoting talking teddy bear owned by a woman in Borehamwood in Hert, UK. Named because he is a ruck sack as well as a teddy bear and spelt without a k because he was bought in Belium.

Bearsac meets celebrities and has worldwide travels. He documents his adventures on his website which I cannot mention.

I am called Bearsac because I am a teddy BEAR and ruckSACk

by Bearsac October 14, 2006

Bears Ass and Cabbage

A sarcastic remark when one asks what is there to eat.

John: "Whats for super?"
Jake:"Bears ass and cabbage!"

by Tim Godsil October 11, 2007

Blarshkg

1. The sound made by any flesh-bearing being when being struck with a massive blunt object. (preferably a large hammer)

Person 1: "Look out! A zombie!"
Person 2 (swinging hammer): *BLARSHKG* "Man that was a close one!"

by Lince April 3, 2009

bleargh

The term used to describe a feeling of melancholy combined with, or caused by, sadness or illness. It is used when one finds it difficult to express how they feel.

A counsellor or friend asks, 'How are you feeling?'
'I feel bleargh.'

by eenerdesigns February 17, 2010

bearstack

Obviously, its a stack of fucking bears, dumbass.

Oh look, a bearstack.

by SpeedyKitten June 19, 2015

bad mood bears

(adj.) an annoying emotional state in which one does nothing but bawwwww and complain about life's woes, often witnessed in extremely sensitive people when they get excessively butthurt about something

A: Hey, want to get lunch?
B: No, piss off.
A: ...christ, okay. Didn't expect you to be so bad mood bears today.

by mewwwwwwww June 21, 2010