funk blaster

The act of fucking a bitch and you shove some drumsticks up her rectal cavity while performing maggot brain by funkidelic on the drum set
I your mother a good funk blasting last night damn I'm a good funk blaster
by Negroneus March 30, 2017
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dingleberry blaster

The action of placing a firecracker lightly against your bunghole and lighting it to then blast away the dingleberries
Timmy: *places firecracker on hairy bunghole*
Joey: *lights the bitch up*
Timmy: *screams like a little bitch as hair, shit and firecracker flys across the room*
Joey: *laughing his dick off*

“Chill out man it’s just a dingleberry blaster! Don’t be a bitch”
by Suck-a-nigga-dick-69 December 04, 2019
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Baby Blaster

When you nut in a girl and she shoots the nut back at you
"I realized my mistake when I didn't pull out and she hit me with the Baby Blaster."; "Equally sexy, I can suck water from the bath with my vagina then lift it out and shoot water out of it like a pistol! Pew pew! BABY BLASTER"
by Garbage-Person-CockMcJock September 25, 2019
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Galactic blaster

When a piece of poop comes out so fast it rips you butthole.
by Dr. Kim sum dum June 08, 2021
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Stank blaster

When a guy jerks off and ejaculates while farting
Oh god ... I was pulling my willie and while cumming I farted ... I’m a good stank blaster
by Savage Cobraaa November 13, 2018
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jane blaster

a stain on your shirt that looks like jizz but really its not
guy 1 - "tim mullins has jane blaster on his face!"

guy 2 - "thats not jane blaster...."
by ghetto candy March 03, 2005
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Gravy Blaster

Gravy Blaster is most commonly used to refer to one's asshole, anus, rectum, sphincter, brown round, brown eye, red eye, juicy brown, turd cutter, poop chute, mud room, cable dropper.
Howard suffered the most horrific cast of the squirts that he had ever encountered after eating what turned out to be tainted fish. After three hours back and forth on the toilet, his Gravy Blaster was sore to the touch and he had to apply some Tucks Medicated Pads.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014
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