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Blandoc

Meaning a male who has not yet had sex by the age of 20 or later.

Many choose to remain a Blandoc for a period of time that they see fit (for many, this means until they are married, or find someone they love), others are a Blandoc due to not yet having had the chance to lose their virginity. A Blandoc is often seen as a rare and beautiful thing.



1. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are waiting for true love.
2. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are so socially crippled that whenever they are around the opposite sex they begin to hiss and fart uncontrollably.
3. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are too young.
4. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are waiting for marriage.
5.A man who has not been penetrated. He can be identified by the presence of a Buhymen or Mangina(usually).
1. I am a Blandoc because I'm waiting for my true love before I have sex! I also believe in unicorns.
2. I am NOT a Blandoc! Does cyber-sex count?
3. Dude, I know you like Blandocs, but checking out the pre-schoolers is both creepy and illegal.
4. I'm a Blandoc because God doesn't want me to have sex yet. He also wants you to give me five bucks.
5. I'm a Blandoc because there way to many video games to play still,
by As If You Didnt Know July 21, 2006
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bango

is the egyptian equivilant for weed .....and its not just egypt its most of arabic countries

its smoked by the lower class of the mob .....not the high class ppl and the best bango ever is the sudanese bango
a: wat did u do last nit
b: smoked some good shit
a:hash?
b: nop, bango
by vodca333 December 14, 2009
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Blangs

Black bangs; curly short hairs that are bangs on a black person and are so short that they cannot be clipped back so they just stick up.
Common gurrrrrl, get some gel to put the blangs back!
by foshizzo March 10, 2011
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bangoo

this the name given to a person from the country Bangladesh.
You that bangoo girl looks madd good
by nYzFiNeSt December 19, 2004
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Bingo-Bango-Bongo

If you've finally finished a plan and you're very proud of it you may say bingo-bango-bongo.
Ok so the plan is we make a plan, we do the plan and bingo-bango-bongo, we achieve our goal!
by CarlosIsBeast September 28, 2018
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Blagojebitch

(blə goi ə bich) A word used to describe a conniving or two-bit criminal who whines excessively when caught.

Origin: Insult used on conservative blogs and websites following the Rod Blagojevich Scandal in 2008-09
Michael Vick was such a freaking blagojebitch.
by absentee January 7, 2009
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blanger

A kind of bra for the male population, worn on the inside of the pants.
JF: Good grief…look at those nuts… I wonder how you manage not stepping on them Jeff?
JW: Well I use a blanger of course!
JF: A what? Blanger?
JW: Yeah a blanger…OMG country folk… It’s a kind of bra that I wear on the inside of my pants..a ball hanger FFS….You get it? BALLHANGER…..BLANGER….
by Miltbrann January 2, 2009
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