jizz bladder

That hairy sack that hangs below a males penis. Also known as a scrotum sack, ball bag, nut sack, berries, eggs, jewels, taint fender, bits and pieces, frumunda factory, smegma shop, chin warmers.

Dude I’ve been on one helluva dry spell lately. I totally need to drain my Jizz Bladder.

by Grand Theft Vato September 22, 2023

Bladder triggered

when you have to pee, so everything triggers you

Sorry I was so rude in 4th period I was bladder triggered

by dabdaddy1995 April 27, 2017

bladder probe

a large penis, able to make contact with the bladder during intercourse, even when using the missionary position.

At first glance, Laci was intimidated by Brock's bladder probe. But with her skill and expertise, she quickly brought it into submission.

by brock.x.landers March 17, 2009

Bladder Rocks

The second stage of Kidney Stones. When the Stone enters the bladder. Before Cock Gravel.

When Timmy reached Level 12, his Kidney Stones evolved into Bladder Rocks.

by Bob Korea March 19, 2005

Gamer Bladder

When a person (typically a hardcore gamer) has to use the bathroom, but instead, due to their hardcore gamer bladder, the urge disappears.

Bro: dude I just had a Gamer Bladder.

Me: bro that’s cool; get back online and help me do this mission.

by KarenDraws May 18, 2019

French Bladder

Another name for a small bladder; derived from the fact that french people yell "wee wee!" all the time.

woman: Can we pull over? I really gotta pee!
man: But you just went.
woman: Come on, you know I got a french bladder!

by SarcasmSpasm March 15, 2013

Bladder Erection

Derived from the term Bladder Infection, a bladder erection is when a male has to urinate so terribly badly that his penis actually becomes erect.

Dude 1: Dude, is your dick hard? come on man we're in the men's locker room

Dude 2: Sorry man, I forgot to piss this morning when I woke up and i've been holding it in all day.

Dude 1: Oh so it's just a bladder erection? Well thats cool, just piss in the sink like everyone else.

by taco49er November 29, 2011