by billthecat March 17, 2014
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Quick to call out BS from scammers and shillers who are focused on luring un-knowledgable newbies into buying their alt-coin(coins made after Bitcoin) aka "Shitcoins"
Quick to call out BS from scammers and shillers who are focused on luring un-knowledgable newbies into buying their alt-coin(coins made after Bitcoin) aka "Shitcoins"
Sarah: "It's great to see such a vibrant and open community developing Ethereum. I think I'd like to get involved."
Steve: "You do realize that Bitcoin has 98% dominance. All other shit coins will go to zero, why bother with Ethereum?"
Sarah: "What evidence do you have that Ethereum will go to zero? Secondly, the DeFi applications are cool, not to mention there are countless applications being built on it, I feel Ethereum will continue to have a bright future."
Steve: "Bitcoin was the first to solve the notorious Double-Spend problem. Ethereum was a pre-mined ICO, so you're essentially paying for something that the Ethereum Devs printed out of thin air to get rich. Not to mention Ethereum is near impossible to run a full node, and it has a figurehead that calls all the shots. Bitcoin is immutable and the code cannot be changed without everyone agreeing, and it has no figurehead."
Sarah: "Wow, I didn't know that! You sound like a Bitcoin Maximalist Steve, I think you just made me into one too! How much time did you spend learning all this stuff?"
Steve: "I spent years soaking up as much knowledge about Bitcoin, and there is still things I have left to learn, it's crazy! Being a Bitcoin Maximalist is tough work, but I'm learning new stuff every day! Glad to have you on board Sarah!"
Steve: "You do realize that Bitcoin has 98% dominance. All other shit coins will go to zero, why bother with Ethereum?"
Sarah: "What evidence do you have that Ethereum will go to zero? Secondly, the DeFi applications are cool, not to mention there are countless applications being built on it, I feel Ethereum will continue to have a bright future."
Steve: "Bitcoin was the first to solve the notorious Double-Spend problem. Ethereum was a pre-mined ICO, so you're essentially paying for something that the Ethereum Devs printed out of thin air to get rich. Not to mention Ethereum is near impossible to run a full node, and it has a figurehead that calls all the shots. Bitcoin is immutable and the code cannot be changed without everyone agreeing, and it has no figurehead."
Sarah: "Wow, I didn't know that! You sound like a Bitcoin Maximalist Steve, I think you just made me into one too! How much time did you spend learning all this stuff?"
Steve: "I spent years soaking up as much knowledge about Bitcoin, and there is still things I have left to learn, it's crazy! Being a Bitcoin Maximalist is tough work, but I'm learning new stuff every day! Glad to have you on board Sarah!"
by manakill August 16, 2021
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Someone who has studied monetary history and come to the conclusion that Bitcoin is the only sound money.
Bitcoin Maximalists value decentralization, openness, and permission-less money and have reached the conclusion that Bitcoin is the only option.
They see shitcoins (any other cryptocurrency) as pump and dump schemes designed to take your Bitcoin.
Bitcoin Maximalists value decentralization, openness, and permission-less money and have reached the conclusion that Bitcoin is the only option.
They see shitcoins (any other cryptocurrency) as pump and dump schemes designed to take your Bitcoin.
"Which one's the best crypto-asset? Well Bitcoin's the best crypto-asset, okay. What's the second best? There is no second best laugh. There is no second best crypto-asset. There's a crypto asset it's called Bitcoin, right, right? There is no second best."
- Michael "Gigachad Bitcoin Maximalist" Saylor
- Michael "Gigachad Bitcoin Maximalist" Saylor
by bitcoinmaxi August 16, 2021
Get the Bitcoin Maximalist mug.A fork of Bitcoin with a larger block size, resulting in a higher transaction throughput. Market is rapidly switching to Bitcoin Cash because of the almost free transaction fee and fast confirmation times. When Bitcoin Cash is the main chain with the highest mining support, it will simply be called Bitcoin.
It can be abbreviated both BCC or BCH.
It can be abbreviated both BCC or BCH.
I've been waiting HOURS for my bitcoin transaction to be confirmed! Fuck, I knew I should have not dumped my bitcoin cash!
-Legacy BTC supporter
-Legacy BTC supporter
by cRYPTOMASTER7645 August 21, 2017
Get the bitcoin cash mug.1) Bitcoin investors who bought $GME and paper handed in 2 months and felt the need to share it on twitter to get relentlessly ridiculed by apes around the world.
2) A new form of sadomasochism where bitcoin investors publicly self humiliate themselves on Twitter, en-masse, for no apparent reason on Friday May 2nd, 2025.
2) A new form of sadomasochism where bitcoin investors publicly self humiliate themselves on Twitter, en-masse, for no apparent reason on Friday May 2nd, 2025.
Twitteruser1: The board didn't make me a billionaire in 2 months so I'm selling and the company is trash.
Twitteruser2: Should I call the whambulance for this paper handed bitcoinerd?
Twitteruser2: Should I call the whambulance for this paper handed bitcoinerd?
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Get the bitcanned mug.Bitcoin Broskies are dudes who went to b-school together, but dropped out to put all of their effort into mining Bitcoin out of their 3 bedroom apartment in midtown Manhattan.
Emre, Jan, and Jeremy are total Bitcoin Broskies - their electric bill is $600/month but they mine .0008 Ehereum a day so it’s all good.
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