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Bitch, I'm Adorable!

A wicked response to those who accuse you of being cute.
Perfect Cell: Oh. you think you're being cute? Vegeta: Bitch, I'm Adorable!
by lazyassbum March 2, 2020
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Bitcoining

The act of farting in such large quantities that it eventually renders the air around you unbreathable, similar to the carbon emissions caused by excessive Bitcoin mining.
My wife pulled the sheets over my head and started bitcoining me. It was absolutely foul.
by BatteryMaster October 12, 2021
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This Ain’t Business Bitch, This Personal!

This Ain’t Business Bitch, This Personal! — This is an example of the literary reversal theme wherein a well known oft quoted line or trope is inverted to show another facet of meaning to the idea. This example occurs in the movie New Jack City that takes the famous trope “THIS IS NOT PERSONAL; IT’S BUSINESS” and inverts it to make the point that ultimately narcotic drugs did destroy the uneasy symbiotic balance between the strange bed fellows: organized crime and organized policing.

In words of Wesley Snipes as Nino Brown in the same movie: MONEY TALKS AND BULLSHIT RUNS THE MARATHONS.

Can you say Iran Contra Drugs for Arms Scandal, boys and girls? I knew that you could!!!

No matter what anyone tries to pretend: IT’S ALWAYS PERSONAL TO SOMEONE.

ALWAYS.
Ice-T as Scotty Appleton in New Jack City: “This Ain’t Business Bitch, This Personal! I want to shoot you so bad my dick is hard!!”
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 28, 2023
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Sitting bitch

Sitting in the middle seat in the back of a car. Usually the unpopular persons spot, or the spot of the person who doesn't call shotgun or a window seat
James is the loser so he got stuck sitting bitch
As soon as the car was in sight everyone called shotgun or window seat so i got stuck sitting bitch
by shlubster March 3, 2014
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Bitchogynist

A person who dislikes, despises, or is strongly prejudiced against bitches.
Anne: Dave, you're such a misogynist!
Dave: No Anne, I'm totally cool with 80% of women, I just despise the other 20% who are bitches like you who go around accusing me and other men of being misogynistic. I'm actually a bitchogynist!
by Crazy8888s February 16, 2017
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two-faced bitch

Someone who can be nice as pie one minute & a backstabbing bitch the next.
I was shocked to see the two-faced bitch in Marla come out at the bar. She was really nice to one gal & as she turned away, & whispered to me how "I can't stand that bitch." She was being a two~faced bitch!
by Starchylde June 7, 2016
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bitchnotism

Being hypnotised by the workings and doings of a female who you are sexually attracted to, to the point of accepting the same crappy outcomes of her senselessness.

Alternate form: Bitchnotic
"Joe will never have any lasting happiness with Julie, as long as she uses that bitchnotism on him."

Alternative:
"Julie keeps Joe on her hook through her bitchnotic mind games."
by SpitItOut August 13, 2018
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