Birkenstocks

The ugly sandals that lesbians wear

guy 1: Uhh Uhh... I take r-rubber bands around my t-shirt and stick it in my-
guy 2: Tie Dye?
Guy 1: Yes! Uhh... These are the ugly sandals that lesbians wear
Guy 2: Uhh... Birkenstocks!
*Crowd laughs*

by ♥🗺☠ May 21, 2021

barkle

bark + circle; to bark while circling, especially a dog

One dog was not behind the fence, and when we got closer he started barkling all around us.

by Wosat June 26, 2004

gnarles barkley

used to describe something especially crazy or absurd.

brian: "did you hear about that guy who slayed a bear with a pocket knife?"
chris: " no way, that's gnarles barkley!"

by brianfromhassettst December 29, 2007

gnarls barkley'd

The ragging out of the anus during sexual intercourse. (slang term)

Dude! I just totally gnarls barkley'd that chick last night! She won't be poopin' right for a while!

by Jorgan June 9, 2007

birkenholz

An old man who is no younger than the age of 87. Who also still has the sex drive of a young adolescent but on completion of sexual activities explodes with a powerfull dust splooge.

Look at that old man gawking at that 9 year old he is such a Birkenholz.

by NeInCgKl April 4, 2010

barkle

Nonsense, or something that would be laughably passed off as such. Meaningless babble of those who do belong to a cult or political faction. A circular argument that proves nothing.

That berk is full of barkle, his arguments go nowhere and take the long way to get there...

by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010

Birkenshake

Verb: The action of shaking one's Birkenstock sandal while paused mid-stride to dislodge any small pebbles, sand, mulch or other (usually organic) material.

"Yo, wait a minute, I've got to do the birkenshake!"

by L. Van Dusen February 5, 2012