biemotional

Noun/Adjective
To contain two different, possibly contradicting, emotions at the same time.
Similar to Ambivalence, but not necessarily towards a person or object.

She was crying because he broke up with her, but at the same time felt happy about life. She's biemotional.

by naytev July 26, 2009

Belmont University

A "Christian" university with a relatively large party scene. Some of the most hypocritical people can be found here, getting drunk or high on Saturday night and then going to church hungover on Sunday morning.
The classes are fairly easy, and everyone in the administration seems to be extremely oblivious to the fact that their students are out drunk every weekend.
Since it's technically a dry campus, students get wasted in off-campus party houses with names that sound stupid to non-Belmont students, such as The Palace, The Manor, The Taj Mahal, The Plantation, etc.
A Belmont student will graduate with a degree in drunkenness and a minor in circling for parking for 30 minutes. Or Music Business.

Guy 1: Where do you go to college?
Guy 2: Belmont University.
Guy 1: Aren't they all Christian and shit there?
Guy 2: Nah man, last weekend I got shitfaced and hooked up with two Religion majors at the Taj Majal!

by ilovebelmont December 13, 2009

Bilodeau sex

Sex made possible by Alex Bilodeau winning Canada's first gold medal on home-soil (at the 2010 Olympics in Vancouver/Whistler).

Last night I met this girl who was just so excited about the gold medal that I picked-her-up and we had awesome Bilodeau sex.

by canadiansportscrank February 15, 2010

Bilbo Baggins

n. The sexual act of placing one's firmly gripped testicles into the anus of a willing, usually male, other.

Anthony just did a Bilbo Baggins to Justin's freshly prepared hobbit hole.

by JPA4LIFE December 12, 2004

Simon Belmont

Perhaps the greatest of the early nintento characters, Simon Belmont was the original protagonist of the Castlevania series. A self professed leather queen (his famous words, "Dracula, you bitch! Take THAT!), he was able to fight his way through Dracula's lair via a whip, the Vampire Slayer. He sired many children via a wooden turkey baster, good luck, and a few very fertile women.

After his retirement in the year 1467, he took the gold he collected from levels 1-4 and opened a gay bar in Bucharest called, "Encounters", known for stiff drinks and soft men. Mention this definition and get 25% off your first round!

Simon Belmont, of the cursed Belmont clan, fought Dracula, inspired countless games, sired a son, and is Mr Bucharest Leather 1472!

by Pitt the Younger December 31, 2007

Bilo

One who lacks the ability of doing things properly.

Carlo: Michael, I think you're drunk!!
Michael: What? Why you say this?
Carlo: Listen to yourself, you sound like a Bilo!

by KrazyKarl81 May 26, 2008

Clark and Belmont

An area of the city of Chicago near Wrigley Field (Wrigleyville) made up of the intersection of Clark and Belmont, the streets of Clark and Belmont themselves, and the entire general area.
Clark and Belmont is the neighborhood of nearly every subculture Chicago has to offer, especially the Chicago Punk scene.

Highlights are:
The Metro
The Bottom Lounge
The Alley
The Archetectual Revolution
Chicago Comics
Strange Cargo
Taboo Tabou
etc...

Clark and Belmont is also part of Boy's Town

We had to take a bus, the El, and another bus, and it's 10 degrees out, but we're at Clark and Belmont and that's all that matters.

by Gina January 19, 2005