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cock-blocking

When a friend of yours calls you while you are about to get it on, or when someone comes in while you and your partner are about to have intercourse and keeps you from it by talking, making noise, etc.
Dude, don't call me. Stop cock-blocking!
by Trey Smart January 4, 2008
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baller blocking

Someone who blocking your game, IE balling.
That nigga was baller blockin my game homie!
by Kaczman January 23, 2004
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Nigga blocking

When you want to hang with niggas and your racist friend tries to get you away from them
by chadallac16 April 17, 2008
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cock-blocking freshman fuck

a squitchy little horrible freshman kid that comes up to you while you're making out with your girlfriend and says, "NO PDA!" because he is sexually frustrated and thinks he's being clever. this is especially frustrating when you're trying to cop a feel.

cock-blocking freshman fucks often congregate in groups. these obnoxious and useless creatures are often found in ideal makeout locales such as stairwells, smoking patios, and dark abandoned corners, but only after you've started making out do they choose to reveal themselves.

cock-blocking freshman fucks should be forced to wear muzzles.
tease: "oh, no...i shouldn't..."
horny jackass: "come on, baby, just one feel."
tease: "...oh, fine."
cock-blocking freshman fuck: *leaps out from behind garbage can* "NO MAKING OUT IN SCHOOL!"
horny jackass: "you little cock-blocking freshman fuck!"
by tangerine kicks daisies November 12, 2009
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blocking

In theatre, it is the act of setting the exact motions of each character in a scene and/or act. This occurs during rehearsal.
We still need to do the blacking for scene 2.
by Ron_Thornbrash May 23, 2005
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Text Blocking Syndrome

The act of ignoring social conversation because you are engaged in a text message.
Oh don't worry he has text blocking syndrome, he'll respond in a minute.
by nFlamezz April 14, 2010
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becking

“becking.” To be “becked” is to be held up as such an evil and destructiv­e person that someone, somewhere, will interpret it as a call to eliminate that problem/person through violence.

This term is named after a fox news commentator that spews rhetoric often "targeting" specific individuals.
That guy is such a becker (someone who becks others). Glen Beck is a becker, Palin is a becker... what does that rhyme with.

That fox news commentator is becking that non-republican politician.
by InformedCitizen_huffpo January 11, 2011
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