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Blump Fake

A blumpkin where the person responsible for pooping doesn't actually poop.
Did you just do a blump fake? You've gotta be kidding me, Seth. All I wanted for Mother's Day was to give you a blumpkin. The least you could have done was farted!
by Seth Chortleton May 24, 2019
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Speed Blump

Receiving a blumpkin (taking a shit while you're getting some dome) while driving. This can be done either into a bed pan or just onto the seat if you really don't give a shit.
Rebecca gave you a speed blump last night? Was it in a bed pan or did you just let it fly free?
by MrBeaverK February 23, 2010
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21 Blump Street

Getting a blumpkin from a transexual, and said transexual looks like Johnny Depp.
I was so drunk last night that I ended up in the bathroom getting a 21 Blump Street; does that make me gay?
by Blumpman March 5, 2010
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Self-Blumping

Using a fleshlight with a mouth-shape to pleasure oneself while taking a dump on the toilet.
Self-blumping
by Pablo Escobarr February 27, 2011
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mile high blumpkin

The act of getting a blumpkin while doing an upper decker
Hey man wanna leave an upper Decker here? Yea buddy but get me one of them whores first. Wait what are you gonna do? A mile high blumpkin dumbass!
by high performance 5 December 1, 2011
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Double Upper Decker Double Reverse Blumpkin

The unspoken act of a female performing an upper decker, whilst a male counterpart carries out a defecation in the lower (relative to aforementioned upper deck) deck, whilst eating out the aforementioned female.
Gary and Bruce were both really excited to partake in the sensual act of a Double Upper Decker Double Reverse Blumpkin, but neither one had eaten a large enough meal to carry out the act.
by doubleupperdeckerdoublereverse October 13, 2019
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Mr. Hankey blumpkin

Getting a blumpkin on Christmas (Mr. Hankey is the “Christmas Poo” from South Park). What is a blumpkin? One who receives a blumpkin gets a blowjob while defecating on the toilet. What a way to celebrate Christmas.
So happy for all the presents that Santa brought, Mrs. Smith decided to reward him with milk, cookies and a Mr. Hankey Blumpkin for his efforts.
by blumpkin.com April 25, 2011
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