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Beer Nap

Its the nap you have after consuming a bit too much beer. Your friends think you've just passed out but you are convinced you just dozed off cause you are a bit tired.
Check out Dan, he has passed out from way too much beer. Nah man, he is just having a beer nap, I had one last time we went out bro.
by DOZMcOZ October 14, 2009
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shower beer

The beer you take into the shower when you're in a hurry to go out and still need to get cleaned up, or want to relax from a long day.
Guy 1: Hey man, get going! We've got to leave in 20 minutes and you haven't even hit the shower yet!
Guy 2: I'm going, I'm going.. I haven't even started pre-gaming yet, what am I going to do?
Guy 1: No worries, I've got your solution. Take a shower beer.

Awesome Girlfriend: Hi honey, how was work?
Tired Boyfriend: It was stressful, my boss yelled at me and he wants me back in the office this weekend.
Awesome Girlfriend: Wow, what a day. Well don't worry, I'll start the shower and grab you a shower beer.
by Dustwel October 9, 2009
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beerbortion

an abortion caused by drinking copious amounts of alcohol, usually cheap beer.
"i drank so much last night, if i was pregnant, i definitely would have had a beerbortion"
by yesgregyes May 22, 2010
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beer plus

the situation after a byob party where the host discovers guests have left a lot of beer behind
Dude 1: I heard your party last night was baller
Dude 2: Yeah it was sweet- wasn't planning on having it, but it was mad fun. Plus I ended up with a lot of extra booze, totally beer plus
by Cat (like meow-meow) November 1, 2011
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beer sweats

An uncomfortable condition of excessive sweating the day after binge drinking. Caused by all the booze screwing up your hypothalamus, which regulates your body temperature.
Yeah, I was pretty tore up last night. Now I'm paying for it with a splitting headache and a bad case of the beer sweats.
by DownWithGravity June 24, 2013
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beerboozled

When you are drunk and go home with a "10", only to find out she's a solid 3 in the morning.
Charlie: What happened last night?
Jake: I got beerboozled. The red-head i was with was a double bagger.
by Durbo14 August 23, 2017
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leisure beer

Beer leftover from a party which you can then drink at your leisure.
"Should I pick up a six pack of Natty on the way over?" "Nah bro, plenty of leisure beer in the fridge"
by wordzmithz June 2, 2016
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